A/N: I Never is a drinking game where someone says 'I never (kissed a girl).' Then everyone who HAS kissed a girl has to do a shot.
Oh, and an apology. I don't know where this came from. I don't know if it's good. I don't know anything. It's just strange. So, I'm sorry.
I Never
"I never was a prefect." James said, laughing as Moony took another shot, looking as though he might puke sometime in the near future.
Sirius picked up the bottle and paused for a moment. "I never walked into the girl's loo."
Remus blushed scarlet, but took the shot Sirius handed him wordlessly. Then he looked straight at Sirius. "I never had sex."
James reached for the shotglass, but Sirius said nothing. "Padfoot?" Remus asked, gently shaking the Firewhiskey bottle.
Sirius shook his head. "I never had sex." he whispered.
James dropped the empty shotglass. "You're a virgin?" he asked, wide-eyed.
Sirius nodded again. "Yes. God, can we move on?"
(Two Days Later)
"I never had sex." Lily said, giggling.
James and Sirius reached for the glass at the same time.
"You know," Remus teased, "I thought you were walking sort of strangely."
Sirius giggled and kissed his boyfriend's cheek before taking his shot.