A/N: Yay! This is a Royed work from my hyperactivated, screwed up brain. It will be a continuing work of Roy and Ed's life together, told through kisses. But…(words of major importance) I will not write more until I get at least 5 reviews!

Warnings: none really, though maybe a bit for Ed's language in later chapters

Disclaimer: Me no own, unfortunately, but, I do own a copy of volume 1 of the manga, and I'm getting volume 2 soon

Sleeptalking

Hughes peered through the door of his friend and superiors office. He wanted to check on Mustang, for everyone else was long gone, and usually, mustang was the first to be gone. Roy was asleep at his desk, his head resting on the piles of paperwork that was most likely already overdue. He was muttering indiscernible words in his sleep, and Maes snuck forward to try and hear what he was saying.

"no, don't hurt my little chibi! Leave him alone; what did he do to you. NO! ED!" he screamed the last words, and made Hughes jump, hitting his head on the chair in front of Roys desk ((A/N: he was kneeling down)). Maes stood, shocked at what he had heard. Flame and Fullmetal? But they hated each other, didn't they? It just didn't seem right.

Luckily, because there was no one else in the office, Roys last shout would not have been heard by any others. He had to find out more about this, before it leaked out, perhaps stop it from doing so. Roy was his friend, and he didn't want him to be dishonoured or demoted by an information leak.

'Roy, wake up," he said, shaking his friends shoulder, trying to get him to wake.

His eyes blinked blearily open. "Maes?"

"you fell asleep. Everyone else went home hours ago. Come on, we'll go and get a drink together. I'm worried about you Roy, and there is something I need to ask you."

"Well, it must be important. I've heard no mention of your precious Elysia so far, and no sign of a photo." At the sound of his daughters name, Maes' eyes brightened, and a hand reached into his pocket, to the ever present ream of photos.

"I've got some new ones, if you want to see them. Isn't she just so cute?"

"yes, Maes, she is cute. But you said you had to talk to me about something. So lets go." Together they left the office in companionable silence, and walked to a nearby bar, where they sat in a corner and ordered drinks.

"Roy…" Hughes started, not sure how to phrase his question. "you were talking in your sleep, when I came into your office to check on you. I couldn't help but hear. You ended up yelling pretty loudly."

At these words, the colour drained out of Roys face and he stammered, "w-what did I say? Are you sue that no one else heard?" Inside his head his mind whirred. He had been dreaming of ed, caught in the middle of a battle, being torn to shreds.

" No, no one else heard, I'm sure. Anyway, do you really want to know what you said?" at Roy's glare he continued. "OK, ok. You were saying something about someone hurting your little chibi. Then you screamed Ed's name out really loudly. Roy, is there something you're not telling me?"

Roy started shaking. His secret had let itself out. He looked at Hughes and sighed. He would have o let the other part of this secret out, even if it was only to his closest friend. He had tried so hard to keep it to himself, but his dreams had betrayed him. "M-Maes, you know how I always act like a real skirt chaser, a womaniser?" he spat the hated words, and waited for Hughes' encouraging nod before continuing. "Its all a façade. I am actually gay, I have always been, and lately I realised that I have fallen I love with Ed. He doesn't love me, I can tell by the way he acts. He hates me, and there's nothing I can do that will change that."

There was a glint in Hughes' eye as he said, "Just try telling him. You never know your luck, and it might reveal some unexpected information." He got up to leave, chugging the last of his beer.

"Hughes, is there something that you're not telling me?"

Hughes did not answer, simply smiled mysteriously and turned to leave, chuckling as he left the building.

-------Next Day-------

Ed walked into the office, whistling. He had finally admitted to Al his feelings for Roy, after a long and heated shouting match. As he walked past Hughes' station, Hughes called " Ed, the colonel wants to see you in his office immediately." Ed nodded, then turned and walked back to Roy's office, muttering something about 'colonel bastard'.

Ed walked into Mustangs office, growling quietly. "what do you want, Bastard sama?" he asked, then stopped. Roy was standing in front of his desk leaning back on it. His hair was messy, in its perfect way, as usual, and his smirk was resting gently on his face. He was beautiful. Ed's heart began to pound, and his breath caught in his throat.

Roy walked towards ed, as he held his breath ((A/N: ed, not Roy)). But he did not come straight to him, he walked past him and locked the door.

"fullmetal... thankyou for coming." He walked back to stand in front of Ed. "I would have hoped for you to arrive sooner, but I guess that can't be expected, your legs being so short and all."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT IT WOULD TAKE A MONTH TO WALK A METRE?"

"you of course. But enough of that." At this moment, Roy's heart began to pound in a answering beat to Ed's. His mind was whirling in excitement and fear about what he was about to do.

He leant forward, placing his lips gently over the smaller boy's with hardly any pressure, barely touching them. Even this slight brushing sent a wave of euphoria through his mind, and he was shocked as Ed drew back, looking surprised.

"Roy? Y-you...I..." at this moment he decided that words did not suit this place, and placed his hand at the back of Roy's neck, pulling Roy's face back down to his own. Ed dragged his tongue along Roy's bottom lip, begging for easily granted access. Their tongues battled for dominance, the less experienced quickly learning. Neither was willing to back down.

BANG SMASH CLICK FLASH

At these noises ((A/N: is flash a noise?)), ed pulled back, to see Riza and Hughes standing in the now open doorway. Hughes was chucking, holding his camera, and Riza held a lightly smoking gun, which she had obviously used to blow the lock off the door. She looked slightly surprised, but not really shocked.

"Hughes, you bastard, give me that camera," Roy growled, pulling on his gloves. He began to run after Maes Hughes' hastily retreating back.

"well, congratulations ed," Riza said, smiling. " I knew you liked him, but I didn't think that would be happening any time soon. I didn't believe that Roy would take it so well, but Maes told me about Roys side of things."

"W-wait, you knew?"

"well of course! I heard you and Al in your shouting match last night. Really, you should be quieter when you confess something like that, or at least get soundproofing." She saluted and left the room, as Ed collapsed top the floor twitching.

A/N: well, was it good? Remember, I expect at least 5 reviews before I post the next chapter, and If anyone gives me a good review, I will glomp them, then mention them in a Reviewer Worship.

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