I am sooo original!

by Shards-of-Memory

Follow the adventures of Magne the amazing Sue! Topped off with text talk and sure to reduce your IQ level! Flames are most welcome. After all, Magne is 'Lyk Ttly kewl'. A parody that is not to be taken seriously, or if you prefer, to be taken seriously.

1. Chapter 1

AN: Lyk hi, dis iz my frst eva fic so be nice!!!!!!11one!! LOL It iz abot an awsum gurl whoz name iz Magne and she rawks and has lotz of awsum pokman and Mootoo! Lyk, she iz the chosin wun and must save da vorldd frum ebil Team Roket! (Even doh she iz a roket prinsess she must detqoy dem anywy!!!!!1111111111wun Geowanny iz her dada ad stufz. She rox!)

Alzo I M teh best writer eva, so leave nice revews, k?

Disclamerd00d:I dun oun pokestufz, dun sue me.

Hi, my name is Magne Logit Willow Wana ZechaDarn'kness, but people call me Magne. I have long, silver hair and jade colored eyes that shine with the intensity of a thousand suns. I have beautful clothes and right now I'm waering a long blue dress with 78 pokeballs at the waist. I also have a jade colored corset on with aqua colored ties, and shoes made out of marble. My favorite color is blue and jade (Geddit, her eyes lol) I love pokman and have over 700 and my main parti is Mew, Mewtwo, Zapdoes, Articune, Suicune, and Celebi, coz I rox lyk that. I have over 500 master balls and 1 million rare candies and am the chosin one and will save deh world from the evil rokets. (Geowanny is my fader and so I have lotsa money and stufz. LOL) I used to have a magnemite as a startr but i got bedder pokman and left it behind. My mane says I am the decendent of a special Magnamit person an d I am realy special, but I am the best pokeman trainer evah and stufz lol. So, Im on a quest to desguy all da evil rokets of da vorld and kill dada and save da worl and hook up with a hawt guy. lol

AN: Iz it good? Review thanls! Ill get the nex chap up zoon.

For those wondering, this is a parody. I am, in no way, this incompetant or stupid, and who could ridicule the english language so? I'm doing this for kicks, and to see what the reviews say. Who knows, maybe a flame'll show up. I hope all of you out there who get the joke have a good laugh, and look forward to the next chapter of this so called Sue and her amazing powers, laced with parody and text talk to top it off.

In each chapter following, I will present a moral and explanation of my idiotic Sue, and the cliches that make Sues so endearing and gag-worthy.

Lyk, I M SOOO smrt!