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"No!" Courtney yelled as she tried to push all her body weight up against her door in her room. "Go ask Tan in a can!"

"I already looked in her room!" Chris yelled pushing all his weight on Courtney's door. "She uses this cheap garbage!"

"That's not my problem!" Courtney tried to push the door shut even more. "My problem is that you're violating my privacy!"

"I'm the host so I'm allowed!" Chris pushed the door open and Courtney fell on the floor on her ass. Chris walked into her room and shut the door behind him. "Ha! I win."

"Chris, you can't just open any door you want and take things from the contestants!" Courtney stood up and crossed her arms.

"Tough luck." Chris told her. "I have the key and you have the hair gel and the hairspray! I'm out and I need it way more than you do!"

"How do you even know that I use the same kind as you?" Courtney asked him. "Seriously! Get out of my room!"

"I know what my brand of hair care products smell like." Chris informed her. "I know you use the same kind as me! I want it! NOW!"

"You've been smelling me?" Courtney asked him. "That's really creepy."

"Courtney, I'm not playing games with you." Chris stormed into her bathroom and started throwing a bunch of her stuff on the floor while trying to find anything she may have had that was the brand he used. He knew she had it and she was standing there with perfect hair while he still had bed head and desperately needed it.

"Chris, get out of my room!" Courtney yelled at him. "You're ruining my system that I have! I always keep my shaver on the left side of the sink and my hand soap goes ove-"

"I don't care." Chris told her as he opened the drawer on her sink and dumped her box of tampons on the floor. "Just give me your hair supplies and I'll leave!"

"No." Courtney crossed her arms. "I had to pay for my hair gel and it's expensive! I've never won this stupid game and I'm broke! You're a millionaire and get yours handed to you!"

"Right, so give me yours?" Chris asked her. "I mean look at my hair! It's flat and dull. I lost all the shine to it!"

"You might want to color your hair too." Courtney smirked. "Your roots are starting to show. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lawsuit to file against Dawn because she's reading my mind and I think that's a huge violation of my privacy!"

"I couldn't care less." Chris started looking under her bed. "I know you have hair gel in this room! I don't color my hair either."

"If you say so." Courtney pulled out her laptop. "Can you leave now? You already made a mess of my bathroom and my bed."

"Look, I REALLY need some hair products!" Chris told her. "You're bitchy and greedy! Name your price!"

"My price?" Courtney smirked. "How about $1,000 in cash?"

"Done." Chris started pulling money out of his pockets "Where do you keep your hair products?!"

"Fine." Courtney sighed and took whatever cash Chris was throwing at her. "In my suitcase."

"Why would you keep these amazing products locked away?!" Chris asked her as he tossed everything out of her suitcase.

"Because of lunatics like you who break into my room." Courtney rolled her eyes. "I mean, if I wasn't here you would have ran off with all my stuff!"

"I was hoping you would be at the pool like every other semi normal person here." Chris rolled his eyes and grabbed her hair products "Why aren't you at the pool?"

"Because I have serious matters to take care of in my room." Courtney told him. "Take the stupid products and get out!"

"Whatever." Chris walked over to the door and opened it, popping his head back in quickly. "Just so you know, I think you would look really hot in a swimsuit!"

There that's my Chrisney moment to keep me happy for the week! I hope you guys enjoyed this. I love my Total Drama fans who help me support this wacky pair!