New Year's
Disclaimer: I own nothing, even the idea.
Summary: It's a new year, and everyone has a resolution.
Aerith:
Get killed by Sephiroth.
Save the Planet by praying.
Save the planet again by being dead.
Plant some new flowers.
Get Cloud to take me out on a date.
Barret:
Swear at Spike.
Shot at things.
Blame Shin-ra.
Tell Marlene I love her.
Cait Sith:
Spy on Avalanche
Tell corney jokes.
Look cute.
Cid:
Swear at everyone.
Smoke.
Drink Tea.
Blame Shera because I love her.
Cloud:
Go insane.
Pretend I'm Zack.
Ignore Tifa's advances.
Look like an idiot.
Red XIII:
Act all intelligent.
Pretend I don't know my name.
Tell everyone I'm a teenager.
Tifa:
Ignore my impossibly huge boobs.
Hope Cloud finally notices me.
Serve drinks.
Take care of Marlene.
Vincent:
Sleep in my coffin.
Hope to be forgiven.
Mope over Lucrecia.
Yuffie:
Steal Materia.
Restore Wutai.
Steal Materia and Gil.
Reno:
Get drunk.
Look sexy.
Ignore Tseng telling me to dress properly.
Get drunk.
Electricute people.
Rude:
Wax my head again.
Look cool.
Buy more sunglasses.
Elena:
Flirt with Tseng.
Get mad at Reno.
Be oblivous.
Tseng:
Ignore Elena's advances.
Get killed multiple times and get better.
Rufus:
Look sexy.
Feed Dark Nation.
Slick back my hair.
Make sure to keep my suit clean.
Hojo:
Try to breed the ancient and Red XIII.
Ruin everything.
Make Valentine angst more.
Sephiroth:
Kill Aerith.
Take over the world.
Destory the Planet.
Kadaj:
Find Mother.
Turn into Sephiroth.
Find Mother.
Yazoo:
Look pretty.
Beat Reno up.
Loz:
Try not to cry.
Look like an idiot.
Jenova:
Kill the ancients.
Destory the planet.
Make everyone's life a living hell.
Pure randomness. Hope you enjoyed it.