Summary: He's a punk troublemaker. She's a silent high achiever. They bump into each other. He likes her. She likes him but doesn't know it… yet. He's shy around her. She's easily enraged around him. He is Sora. She is Kairi.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, it is essentially developed and published by Square Co., Ltd. Of course I'm just borrowing its characters because, seriously, I'm really, really bored.
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"S—!"
"Gimme a break, K—…" "I'm g— to a town called T—. I'll be leaving, I won't come back here in De—" "Then I'll go after you!"
"Really?! That's a promise, all right, S—?"
Bleep Bleep! Bleep Bleep! Bleep Bleep!Sora let out a groan as he heard that sound, his hand snaked from beneath the blankets, and pressed the snooze button from his alarm clock.
Bleep Ble—Finally! Silence at last.
…
Or so he thought.
"Sora! Get your ass out there. Come on, were as late as it is."
Sora grunted as soon as he heard that voice. That voice belonged to his cousin, Roxas. Soon, he heard heavy footsteps nearing. "Oh so you're not listening to your cousin anymore, huh? You asshole, get up!"
Sora cracked an eye open and the first thing he saw was…
He stared at it with a glazed look across his face.
His cousin snorted, and then said, "aw, Sora-waggy is staring at his lovey-waggy. Get ready for school and you'll see her there. God, what a wimp." He left again.
Sora didn't respond, and instead continued to gaze at the picture frame just beside his bed. The picture was a pack of people. But noo, it was special.
It was a stolen picture caught by his best friend, Riku.
Stolen picture of his crush, to be exact.
She was just there, walking casually. Her reddish brunette hair framing her beautiful face. Her brown eyes glistened by the sunlight. Her pale skin positively glowed!
And that beautiful smile, she was nearing her two friends.
Of course he had to pay Riku for this, that was because Riku was being a money freak back then. Still, he needed the picture.
He needed it until he confessed his "feelings" for this girl. And maybe he'll court her. And eventually, she'll be his girlfriend. And they'll live happily ever after.
…
If only it was that easy.
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Kairi sat silently on her chair in the classroom, taking notes. The teacher was babbling something about their lesson when…
The door opened.
Revealing…
"Yo!" The guy greeted.
Kairi didn't acknowledge his presence and continued her business. By this, she failed to realize how he glanced at her… and by the time he did that, it only made him grin bigger.
The teacher rolled her eyes, "Oh hey, Sora! How nice of you to accompany our class. Oh look, only five minutes left! It would've been better if you just didn't show up at all." She stated sarcastically.
"You don't mean that, do you?" Sora asked, already heading for his seat.
"Of course," she sighed. "Detention, two hours."
"TWO HOURS?!"
"Got a problem with that?"
…
Sora grunted and sat on the seat, which was beside Kairi.
"Borrow some lecture from someone and do something nice for once." The teacher once again, started to "teach."
"Could I borrow your—" Before Sora continued his question for Kairi, she answered. "No."
"Why not?" He retorted.
"I need it." She replied, not even looking at him.
He pouted. "Come on!"
"No."
Sora glared at her. "You're being selfish."
"You're being arduous."
"Arduous? Man, what a nerd." Sora mumbled. "Oh come on! This sounds lame but, please? Reeaally please??"
She didn't reply, a frown already forming her face. Still, he was persistent.
"Please. Please. Please. Please. Please…" He whispered at her.
And then…
"I SAID NO, YOU BRATTY ASSHOLE!! WHEN I SAY NO, I MEAN NO, GOD DAMN IT! Fuck off!" She shrieked.
This of course, startled everybody.
"Kairi," The teacher started. "Detention, two hours!"
"TWO HOURS?!"
"How familiar, eh?"
Kairi blushed in embarrassment, and at the same time, anger. "Oh man," she mumbled in dispute.
Sora smirked. He was going to spend time with his crush for two hours, wahahai! That's good news.
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Kairi entered detention with a hint of boredom on her face. As she entered, she groaned when she caught sight of him. Of course, the only available seat was beside him, so she had no choice.
"Hey," Sora welcomed.
She rolled her eyes. "Go to hell."
Sora blinked. "You know I never imagined you to be so brutal."
"Only around you."
He grinned insolently. "Have you ever heard of the saying, the more you hate, the more you love."
She batted her eyelashes. "Oh yeeesss, I luurrv you." Afterwards she sneered at him. "Riight. Gimme a break."
"Why are you so mean?" He pouted once more.
"I'm not being mean, you're just being insignificant."
"That is not true! Hmph, don't make me laugh."
"I'm not."
"Whatever. You're just a bitch."
"If I'm a bitch then what are you?"
"An uber hot hunk?"
"Oh, all right. If that's what you say, bastard."
"You hurt my feelings."
"Isn't that good?"
"No."
"But of course! Boo hoo, I'm such an idiot."
"Good thing you know."
"Oh shut up, you effing bastard."
That was the time they noticed people were staring at them, some with bored expressions on their face, and most of them… with evil grins.
"What are you looking at?!" Sora glared at all of them, but they only neared them with insolent grins (as well as the teacher watching over them).
"You two are an item, are you?"
"Don't say such incongruous things." She suddenly said silently. "We do not share any special relationship. Please, don't make me barf."
Everybody laughed.
"Maybe you two'll get married some day," Aerith said with a warm smile… yeah, she was in detention because of being too nice.
"We're not an item." Kairi insisted in a calm matter.
"And maybe you'll have babies! Each with your appearances. Isn't that nice?"
"We're not an item."
"If not, you'll two will fight immensely against monsters!"
"We're not an item."
"And then you two will die together because of saving each other."
"We're not an item."
"Or, your parents oppose your marriage!"
"We're not an item."
"With that you'll elope!"
"We're not an item."
"And get married!"
"We're not an item."
Sora grinned and started to say something. "And then…" However.
"WE'RE NOT AN ITEM!!!" Kairi repeated, her cool façade already melting away. "We're not gonna be married. We won't have babies that have our appearances. We're not gonna fight against monsters. We're not going to die for saving each other. We're not going to be opposed by our parents. We're not going to elope. WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED! WE'RE NOT AN ITEM!!"
"Who says we are?" Sora retorted.
"Piss off," she said back. With a snort, she slumped on her crummy, wooden chair. "We're never gonna be an item."
"Why not?" He asked with a sheepish grin.
"Because I don't love you." She answered dryly.
Sora grinned broadly. "But I do."