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A/N: Konan is mentioned in the story as having a talking butt. We came up with this one day for a separate skit but we incorporated it into this fanfic. We thought since Deidara has mouths on his hands, that Konan should have a body part with a mouth on it.
The Deadly Chicken Wing
by: .Ramen.
Scene 1:
Kakashi was eating chicken wings for his lunch. Gai came over to Kakashi and asked in a strange voice, "HEY, KAKASHI CAN I HAVE A CHICKEN WING?" "Ok, here you go." Kakashi said not to sure of Gai's intentions. Gai broke into a dance and started singing because he was so happy he got the chicken wing. Gai swallowed the spicy chicken wing whole and began gagging uncontrollably. "You're not supposed to swallow it whole you idiot!" Kakashi said shaking his head in dismay. Could Gai get any stupider? Kakashi thought. Gai was continually hitting himself against the chest trying to dislodge the chicken wing from his throat. Eventually the chicken wing came out of his throat. "What a relief!" Gai said exasperated.
Scene 2:
Naruto was walking with Sakura and Sasuke through the same place where Gai choked. "Hey look a chicken wing. Good I'm starved!" Naruto said licking his lips. Naruto walked over to the delectable looking chicken wing and picked it up. "Don't eat that you don't know where that's been." Sasuke said a bit too late, since Naruto had already popped the delicious morsel into his mouth. Naruto swallowed the spicy chicken wing whole. Naruto started choking and became unconscious. Fearing for Naruto's life, Sakura spoke up, "Sasuke-kun, you have to do something! You know CPR, can't you save him." "Do I really have to…fine whatever." said Sasuke without a care. Sasuke walked over to Naruto, who was lying on the ground. Sasuke bent over to resuscitate him, but in the process Naruto woke up, coughed up the chicken wing, and said "Hey Sasuke, I didn't know you liked me in that way!" Both of them blushed. "I'm so glad you're alive…" Sasuke said with relief. Naruto smiled at this. Sakura overheard them and screamed, "Noooo Sasuke-kun, you're supposed to fall in love with me!"
Scene 3:
Konan, while on a mission, decided to secretly take a rest in Konohagakure. She was careful not to attract attention to herself, seeing as she was part of the Akatsuki. Her giant, talking butt began to make commotion because it noticed something on the ground. "Shhh! don't make noise! What is it?" Konan asked her butt angrily. "Me hungry!" the butt said. "You have to eat something other than babies! That gets old after awhile. Hey what are you-" Konan stopped talking when she noticed her butt eating and object off the ground. "Hey what is that?" Konan asked with a confused expression on her face. "Mmm, chicken wing!" the butt said eating the chicken wing off the ground. "Hey, I want some!" Konan said. Just as Konan attempted to snatch the chicken wing, the butt swallowed it whole and began to choke. "Oh no! Butt!" Konan shouted. She began to perform the Heimlich maneuver in order to dislodge the chicken wing. "If you die, I die too!" Konan said. Finally, the butt coughed up the chicken wing. Just when the chicken wing was dislodged, it hit Gai in the head as he was walking by. "MY YOUTH, IT HAS RETURNED!!!" Gai shouted. Konan and her butt looked at in confusion. "Oh butt, I'm so happy you're alive!" Konan said relieved. "Aw, what a happy ending!" Gai said with one of his thumbs up. Gai began dancing and sang "C-H-I-C-K-E-N W-I-N-G- THAT SPELLS CHICKEN WING!!!"
Narrator: Every story has a lesson, even this stupid one! Sometimes little things (and disgusting things) can bring people together!