A/N: A Sasuke story. I like making fun of Sasuke, teehee. Crackfic, I was just messin'.

R&R, enjoy.

Disclaimer: It's not mine, duh. If it was I'd be rich and my room'd be covered in Naruto merchandise…. Do you think Masashi Kishimoto gets all Naruto merchandise free…?

I AM UCHIHA SASUKE!!!!! -ANGST- MY BROTHER KILLED MY ENTIRE CLAN!!!! ENTIRE CLAN!!!!! -ANGST- AUNTS, UNCLES AND EVEN THAT COUSIN I HAD ON MY MOTHER'S FATHER'S NEICES' AUNT'S SIDE TWICE REMOVED!!!! -ANGST-

MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE ITS BLUE AND I'M DEAD SEXY!!!!! -ANGST- GIRLS SWOON OVER ME BUT I JUST WANT TO SHOOT THEM!!!!!! -ANGST- WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE ME ALONE??!!!! -ANGST- I JUST WANT REVENGE!!!!!! -ANGST-

I MISS MY MOMMIE!!!! -ANGST- WHERE'S NARUTO???? I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS!!!!!! -ANGST- HE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY!!!!! WAS IT MY HAIR? -ANGST-

WHY AM I SO LONELY????!!! -ANGST- THAT'S RIGHT!! MY BROTHER!!!! HE'S EVIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! -ANGST- I CAN'T BE DEFEATED! -ANGST- I WON'T LOSE! I WON'T LIVE IN FEAR! …... MY BROTHER HATES ME!!!!!!! WAAAAAAH!!!! -ANGST-

I SHOULD WEAR BLACK EYESHADOW!!!!!! ALL EVIL VILLIANS ARE DOIN' IT!!!! BUT I'M NOT AS GREAT!!! SHAME ON ME!!!!!!! -ANGST-

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Right about now, Sasuke had one weird psychotic look on his face.

"Uhm, Sasuke? You okay over there? I don't know…. You seem a bit…. What's the word? Uh, crazy, yeah. That's it."

Sasuke being his angsty rude self just walked away from Naruto's question/statement and the other villagers currently staring with large eyes, questioning Sasuke's mental health. "Looks like Sasuke's going back to the psychiatrist?" said Ino. "Yeah, back to the psychiatrist. Iruka won't be too happy to see Sasuke-teme again but on the bright side, I get to hear all about the session on Monday."

Naruto was gladly telling the whole village of Sasuke's mental problems Monday morning. Unfortunately for Naruto, that just made the crazy fan-girls love Sasuke even more (they think he's such a trooper because he now has to deal with mental illness along with his 'avenger' thing) and gave Naruto a black eye for dissing their Sasuke-kun.