Explanation: I liked my letters thing, so I thought James going over lists and notes Sirius had in a notebook was a good idea. It may be, I'm not sure.
Story is written with Lily/Remus and Sirius/James. Lily is pregnant at time of story.
Sirius writes down everything, James' comments are in (), and if Sirius smarts off back it's in .
A/N: Thanks for putting up with my insanity!
LISTS
Present Ideas for Lily
Diet book (Not very nice, Sirius)
Cookbook (Nah. She has too many.)
Mommy shirt (Cute. See, you can be nice.) Bugger.
A C-Section (SIRIUS!)
Present Ideas for Moony
A dogbone (No, that's YOUR present, silly)
Porn (Eh...)
Sweater vests (Heh heh . . . I mean, no)
Beer (Not a present, Sirius)
Moore Beer (Read above statement)
Xx (Stop hanging out with chatroom geeks, Sirius)
Present Ideas for Fetus
Nothing! It's a damned fetus! (Point taken)
Ideas for Mum and Dad
Another useless kitchen appliance (Brilliant)
Ideas for James
His own damn notebook (Xx)
Things for Party
Beer (Okay)
Wine (Okay)
Wine Coolers (You can't hear me, but I'm sighing right now) I can too hear you. You're writing over my shoulder (This is for five years down the road when you dig this list out, Sirius) Oh. Idiot.
Crackers (Yes)
Cut Up Pieces of Meat (Strange person you are, Pads)
Cheese! (Why the exclamation point?)
Chips (Yes)
Butterbeer (For Lily, of course)
Beer (Didn't you already write that?)
Nuts (Okay . . .)
Mints (Are you insinuating something?)
Beer (Sirius . . .) James . . . (Sirius . . .) Shut up
Decorations for Party
Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of MISTLETOE! (. . .)
Nutcracker (I married a winner, huh?)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.
(No sex) Haha! You cannot resist the awesome Sex God that is I.
Dear Santa,
This year I only want one thing for Christmas. And that's for everybody to get thruogh until the next time I write safely. Lily, Remus, fetus, James, Mum & Dad, and everyone else.
Thank you!
-Sirius
P.S. A good shag wouldn't hurt.
List of Things We Got Everyone
Lily-World's Best Mum Sweater (She cried) I know that (Five years from now, remember) Stupid sentimental git
Remus-Books, and porn when Lily wasn't looking (I think she saw and ignored) It's not like she's giving him any (She's pregnant) If you get pregnant, I will still expect sex0
Mum & Dad-Strange burping kitchen appliance that chased me around the house (Don't call magical objects idiotic)
Fetus-Blanket and onsies? It's a damn fetus. (Lily cried though, Siri. She loved it.) Yeah, yeah (It was your idea) Ssshhh! The paper will hear you!
James-Zeppelin CD, poem, and sex (Damn good sex, too)
New Year's Resolutions
1. Never refer to 'fetus' as such around Lily. (Smart move)
2. Sex everyday, at least once. (Not a problem)
3. Quit smoking. (Please.)
4. Less beer. (Who are you and what have you done with my husband?)
5. More wine coolers. (Oh . . .)
6. Tell James I LOVE YOU everyday. (I love you, too.) I haven't told you yet. (Oh.) I love you. (I love you, too.)
7. Apologize when I should. (Hardy har har.)
8.No babies for us. ( . . .)
written in different colored ink
9. Divorce James. (But it's going to be such a CUTE baby!)