A little idea that I got watching 'who loves Ramon.'

I don't own Inuyasha or who loves Ramon.

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It was the beginning of the day and everything was peaceful. The trees were dancing in the breeze and the flowers floating in the wind.

"WHAT?!" with that yell the peace was gone and the animals fled in fear.

In a small hut in a small forest; a proud father and husband received the best news in his life.

Miroku was sitting in his hut that he had hand built with his sweat and blood. He was fidgeting with excitement.

"S-so, it's true?!" Miroku all but yelled. Sango was sitting next to him with a smile on her face.

She nodded. "Yeah."

"Yaay!" Miroku jumped up and kissed Sango. She giggled at his happiness. "I'm going to be a father of twins! Yes! I am the man! Ha! Take that Inuyasha!"

Miroku was bouncing off the walls.

"Twins!?"

Sango just giggled and nodded again. A goofy grin was painted on Miroku's face. He kissed Sango again.

"Ha! They said I couldn't do it! I showed them! Didn't I?"

Sango just sat there and smiled and let Miroku have his moment.

"Inuyasha made fun of me. Said I couldn't do it! He questioned my manhood but I showed him! Not once but twice! I got you pregnant with twins! Haha!" Miroku danced around.

"This is the happiest moment of my life!" he shouted to the heavens. "I will never be sad again. I have everything I have ever wanted in life!" Miroku said but froze a second later.

"Oh boy…" he turned pale. Sango stared at him worryingly.

"Are you alright Miroku?" she got up and went to his side.

Miroku looked at her. "Twins?"

"Yeah?"

"As in two, not one?"

Sango was confused now. "Uh huh."

"Oh kami…" Miroku looked like he was going to fall.

"What's wrong? You have everything you have ever wanted, remember?"

"Yeah, I do but where are am I going to put it?" Miroku said looking around. Sango did the same.

There hut only had enough room for three people.

"Well, I guess you're going to have to build a bigger hut."

Miroku looked like he was going to cry.

"But it took so long to build this one! I put my blood and sweat into this hut!" he whined. "It's you're fault that you're having twins!"

Sango glared at him. "You're the one who wanted a lot of kids. You should have made a bigger hut!"

"But I thought I would have time! We would have the baby and that would give me time to extend the hut. But nooo, you had to get pregnant with twins."

Miroku was hunched over in a corner.

"What if I told you I would give you anything if you build the bigger hut?"

Miroku zipped over holding onto Sango's hand. "Anything?"

Sango sighed. "Anything."

"Alright, time for a bigger hut but first…"

Sango slapped him. "After the hut is done and no sooner."

"Noooo! That's no fair! I need motivation!" Miroku grabbed her butt.

"Motivate this!" Sango punched him.

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My attempted at a crack humor one-shot! Hoped you liked it!

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