Dante and Riku Camping

By Jabber-Nut Foxypants

Nut: Hi there!

Spring-Bomb: Welcome! To Dante and Riku Camping!

Semi-Somethin': A crossover between Devil May Cry and Kingdom Hearts.

Kage'em: What am I doing here?

Sugar-Jak: Why isn't it my best friend from boy scouts.

Kage'em: Hey, Jak. How's it going?

Dark-Ego: Anyways, this story was a story The Nut and her friend Platypus Shoelace came up with.

Shawlynn: The Nut has been dubbed Dante because she walks and sword fights like he does and Platypus fights like Riku.

Nut: Not to mention she has memorized any and everything an anime/video game character does celebrating, walking, etc. I call her Detail...

Shawlynn: O... kay... I'm not doing the disclaimer. The new guy should do it!

Kage'em: Fine. The Nut doesn't own Riku or Dante. Although she wishes she did.

Nut: Own them? I want them to be real so I can give them a DEATH HUGGLE! YAY!

All except Nut: 0.o'

Nut: Just to warn you, they are OOC and they're CHIBI! . And this is NOT, is NOT, a yaoi story between them! -.- I hate yaoi crap...

Chapter 1

Don't Argue Bob!

Dante and Riku somehow managed to meet each other even though they're from two different video games and planned a vacation up in the mountains on the island Riku lived on. But first they had to choose a spot to go... and that's where the story begins... is on the shore of the island Riku lives on with a map, of the world, on the beach. Why they had the world map when they were going camping on Riku's island is a complete mystery.

"So Dante..." said Riku kneeling down at the edge of the map.

"Yes?" answered Dante with a corn dog in his mouth sitting in the water.

"We need..." Riku trailed of when he saw his friend sitting in the water like some fat dude sucking on a corn dog like a binky. "What are you doing?"

Dante kept sucking on the corn dog while a wave snuck up and splashed over his head getting him totally soaked. "My pants are wet."

"Fascinating..."

Dante started running around in circles with a fish caught on the back of his pants. He was laughing hysterically.

"Dante! You dork!"

Dante stopped running around and his eyes turned serious. "No one calls me a dork!" He pulled out Ebony and Ivory pointing them at Riku.

Riku grabbed a blanket of sand and pulled it over his head. "I didn't mean it! I swear!"

"Good." Dante turned around to see the fish still flopping around on his pants. "Hey a fish."

"Can I at least say you're dense?"

"No!"

"Okay okay okay... Now we need a place to go."

The two sat a stared at the map while Dante built a fire, roasted the fish, and ate it with chop sticks. How? Don't ask... Riku sat for a while putting figures on different places then scratching his head with his tongue sticking out like a retarded monkey in Antarctica.

"Are we there yet?" asked Dante sun bathing in the sunset with his shorts on.

"No." answered Riku surprisingly serious.

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

"Geez, what's your problem?"

"Well, why didn't you say so!" Dante asked jumping magically changing back into his trenchcoat. He pulled a vacuum hose out of the sand with the rest of the vacuum following. He turned it on pointing it at Riku. "Time to go camping!"

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Dante turn it off!" yelled Riku holding on to the not-so-helpful sand being easily sucked into the vacuum.

"We're going camping!" Dante raised the power of the sucking power of the vacuum and its mighty force consumed poor Riku into the filter.

"Ow! Ouch! Quit it! Ow!" shouted Riku trapped in the filter. "Dante!"

"Yes?" He grabbed the filter and headed out towards the forest.

"Get me out of here!"

"Hm… no."

"What do you mean no?"

"No."

Riku noticed, still trapped in the filter being carried by Dante that they were heading for the uncharted part of the forested island. "No! Dante! That is uncharted!"

Dante a stared at the calm peaceful trees that were forming a visible trail into the deepest part of the forest. "Cool!"

"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

(5 minutes later…)

"Hey Riku?" asked Dante scanning the trees above.

"Yes." he answered STILL in the filter.

"Do you have any idea where we are?"

"…"

"Well, do you?

"WHAT PART OF UNCHARTED DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?"

"Um…"

"Obviously, the UNcharted part…"

"… This works."

"For what?"

"Camping!" Dante threw the filter/Riku in the air forcing him to pop out of the filter. Riku fell screaming into every single branch on the way down from the sky and landed in a puddle of mud, blowing a sigh bubble. "Nice of you to join me!"

Riku pulled himself out of the puddle and glared at Dante's cheesy smile. "Do you notice we have nothing to camp with?"

"Sure we do!" Dante pulled out a bag of marshmallows and two untwisted hangers.

"We don't have a fire."

"We'll make one."

"We don't have any sleeping bags."

"Why do we need those. Sleeping out underneath the stars is what I do all the time."

"We also don't have bug spray…"

"I thought you said there's no bugs out here."

"We don't have this is the UNCHARTED part of the island! I don't know if there's any man eating mosquitoes out here!"

"You're acting paranoid instead of brave…"

"I am too brave! Watch me!" Riku pulled out his sword and slashed the tree behind him. "See! Well, hitting a tree doesn't say anything but if we were faced with a monster I bet I could take him out before you!"

Dante just sat there with his mouth full of uncooked marshmallows, way too happy that Riku was embarrassing himself without Dante saying a word in the last minute. He held out the bag of marshmallows and put on yet another cheesy smile.

"Gimme!" Riku grabbed the bag a popped it in his mouth. "Should we build a fire?"

Dante nodded and marched out of the small spot pointing in the direction he was going. He looked back using his eye brows to ask if Riku was coming with him.

Riku used his eye brows to say no way.

Dante started sulking away when a wolf howled behind Riku causing him to tackle Dante down to the ground in fear.

Dante got up while Riku was wrapped around his head and started to collect branches for the fire. Then dropped Riku on the ground when he saw a donut clearly on a fishing line leading him away. "Donut!"

"Wait Dante!" Riku ran after the dazed Dante not knowing what horrors were to come in the UNCHARTED PART OF THE ISLAND! BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fin/End

Nut: Yay! Finally I'm not lazy to start/finish a story!

Shawlynn: And yes she has been incredibly lazy… for 2 weeks straight!

Nut: .'

Kage'em: Lazy!

Sugar-Jak: Ms. Lazy!

Spring-Bomb: Couch potato!

Semi-Somethin': Bum!

Dark-Ego: Not… fan… loyalist person!

Nut: Obsessive Yuri and Nox lover!

All: -.-'

(Story created by E.F.F.M.M.P.)

(Broadcasted by LUGNUT FM)

(Presented by SYCO MAFIA)

(Inspired by PLATYPUS SHOELACE)

Nut: Laters!