Year One: Sweet Sugar Cakes
"We're going on another first date. That's the only way I'm gonna celebrate my first wedding anniversary. And I won't budge and ‒!"
"I'm not arguing with you. That idea doesn't bother me at all. I merely asked if we even had a first date," Azula replies icily and Ty Lee rolls her eyes with a huge gesture of exaggerated exasperation.
"Yeah we did. It was a dinner date after we got back from that horrible vacation, bunny," Ty Lee snaps, crossing her arms under her breasts.
"That was platonic. Also no, that is the worst nickname I have ever heard. I will divorce you if you call me that again."
"We kissed three times… sunflower." Ty Lee scowls.
"It was platonic kissing. And also a no. I don't think you'll get your wish of having perfect pet names for each other by the end of the night." Azula cocks an eyebrow. The nicknames have not been going so well.
Ty Lee groans loudly and tugs on her own hair. She then flops onto she and Azula's bed, because apparently this first anniversary is as stressful and important as the wedding itself. Azula suggested a second honeymoon for this very reason.
"So, what do you suggest, your worship?"
"Also an awful pet name. I suggest that we stay home and finish these pastries you bought for no reason."
"They're anniversary cakes, snow blossom."
"I think our first date was actually to that horrible party. Do you remember that, fire fairy?"
"That one is the worst yet. And no. I have no idea what horrible party you're referring to."
"You're blushing, sweet sugar cakes."
"Shut up and eat your fucking dessert."
"You didn't say no to that one! I get to call you it forever now!"