My thought process waking up that fateful day went somewhere along these lines:

First, I noticed that I was tired

Secondly, that my neck hurt

Thirdly, that I was not in my bed

And lastly, that I was not in my house.

When that last realization struck me, I immediately sat up and looked around. I couldn't see anything, so I reached up and touched my face, but there was nothing covering it. I stood up, even more confused. I reached my hand out, when suddenly a quick flash of light arched to my hand, and a numbing, stinging pain shot up my arm.

I instantly recoiled, impacting the ground with force. The pain resembled that of a static shock from a door handle, multiplied several thousand times. A bright light abruptly encompassed the whole room. It was then I saw the source of the pain still throbbing in my left arm, an electric fence encapsulating yours truly.

I then heard what sounded like multiple people enter a room adjacent. They seemed to be professionals from, what sounded like the clacking of dress shoes, could be heard through the wall. It was then that I was greeted properly,

"Hello? Can you understand what I'm saying?"

'This person clearly speaks for a living' I thought, as they had a voice that carries.

"Obviously, I'm not an idiot. What do you want with me?"

My observers were clearly surprised by something I said.

"We only want to know what you are and why you came here."

This time I was surprised.

"What the hell do you mean what am I? And as far as I know, you people kidnapped me and brought me!" I was yelling now, "So why don't YOU tell ME why the F #K I'M HERE?!"

The room was silent for a moment, though it felt like an hour. I heard a small metallic clink as a door opened to my right, laying before me a familiarly, alien sight. Two unicorns trotted through the open door. Since I got here, this is the one time couldn't form a coherent thought.

"I- you- you're-"

"I am Princess Celestia, and this is my sister-"

"Luna?" I interrupted as my reality shattered.

"…yes, how did you-"

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"

End of Chapter 1