Okay, so this is a first for me, I haven't yet made a fan fiction as of yet, but this idea has rented space in my mind, but isn't paying the rent! so here is some payback to it. And so the story starts...

"Come on Krystal! It'll be fun!"

"I said no before and I will say no again, flying through the Meteo warps just can't be safe for us; randomly teleporting won't be funny once the Lylat somehow manages to get in more trouble and needs us to bail it out." Krystal said in a powerful voice.

"Oh come on, you know you want to Krystal!" Fox said in an almost teasing tone, "Heck, we might even find neat places too!" Fox said in an almost teasing tone.

"Well warps are warps and warps can be quite dangerous, so this could end up being disastrous to us" Krystal stated.

"Yes, I know that, but they can give us an opportunity to help people in need-"

"But we could end up being killed in the process!" Krystal insisted.

"Wow, Wolf O'Donnel is more fun than that" Fox said, whipping out his tanagrine phone "I think that I have his number too."

"Fine."

"What?"

" Pack your clothes, blaster, and everything else you may ever need." Krystal stated bluntly.

"Why?" Fox insisted.

"Because, we're going through meteo, and by the way I'm going to find Falco and Slippy; they are probably going to be important...probably." Krystal said.

Well, what was up with that change of heart? Fox thought.

'You do know that I can still read your thoughts even from across a room, right?' Krystal mentally responded.

After their trip to the Bastian Islands, Trace "Badass" Legacy, Flora, Keith, and the slightly seemingly crazy assassin girl-dude-thing Natani were all deciding on where to go as a group, as they didn't wish to separated.

"Well, as Flora and I have decided, we are going to the orchard valley to.."

"Wait, where are the others?" Flora asked.

"Yeah, I hadn't seen them since we disembarked." Natani added.

"Hey, who's that?" Flora asked as a figure in black robes sprinted towards the group.

"How does he do that?" Natani asked," It's hard to run in baggy robes."

As the figure approached, Trace made a gesture and asked," Is something wrong!?"

"Yeah, something's wrong, you don't have a BRICK TO THE FACE!" the man said as he threw a brick from seemingly nowhere and threw it into Trace's previously un-bricked face.

"OW! That HURT!" Trace exclaimed after the brick had shattered across his face.

"That was only a sample of my great power, for that I, Bob, the evil mailman dictator will rule ALL fanfictions!" Bob said as he threw a smoke bomb onto the ground and disappeared in a purple cloud of smoke, leaving the group coughing in its wake.

"Who was that? Flora asked after her coughing fit ended.

"Well," Natani stated,"he said that the his name was Bob."

In the bushes, unknown to the group, Jessica Ericson was watching the group intently, waiting for her chance to strike. Once I strike, he will be wrapped around my finger!

My head pounded as I woke up on a stone-like surface, with lights flashing blue and red around me. "What? Where am I?," Maddie asked herself as she slowly got up and looked at the flashing lights ontop of metal abomination that...floated?! "Wait, What. The-

"FREEZE!" someone yelled, seemingly at her.

"Why?" Maddie asked,"have I committed a crime?"

"You're drunk jay walking ma'am, now you and your friends need to get into the cruzer to go to the station," the person said as he moved infront of the lights, showing that he was an avian.

"Wait, you're not a Kiedrain" Maddie said as her head fell down again as the officer said,"Nice shot, Grieves."

A/N sup guys, If you didn't know it yet, this is my first fan fic, so I'm open to advice.

so call me noobermii and teach me. thx.