(Cliff-diving incident at La Push concerning the reason why Seth became a floatation device for the pack.)
Seth – FoshizzleMYnizzle
Jared – WazzupMyHomePeeps!!
Embrey – Stupid Pencils
Paul - LOL Pencils r made of Aesometasticness! SO IS NICKEL! And If you got a problem w/ that I SHALLMURDER YOU!!
Jacob – HaHa!
Private Chat Named the Wolves
(Jacob and Paul are already in chat room.)
FoshizzleMYnizzle has signed in
WazzupMyHomePeeps!! Has signed in
Stupid Pencils Has signed in
FoshizzleMYnizzle: Hey guys!
WazzupMyHomePeeps!!: nuthin.. thinking about whut to do today…got any ideas?
FoshizzleMYnizzle: what about some cliff-diving?
Stupid Pencils: idk… its kinda windy today
LOL Pencils r made of Aesometasticness! SO IS NICKEL! And If you got a problem w/ that I SHALLMURDER YOU!! : …and when has that ever stopped us before?
Stupid Pencils: idk…never I guess…hey jake you wanna go cliff-diving today?
HaHa!: yeah sure…im up for it…when we meeting cuz I gotta go torture Edward tonight…nessie's not punished anymore –smiles real big-
FoshizzleMYnizzle: aww cant you leave Edward alone? He's not that bad.
HaHa!: umm because its funn….duhhh!
Stupid Pencils: ok so last one there has to lick Emmett!
HaHa!/FoshizzleMYnizzle/LOL Pencils r made of Aesometasticness! SO IS NICKEL! And If you got a problem w/ that I SHALLMURDER YOU!!/WazzupMyHomePeeps!: let's go!
(five minutes later at the cliff)
Jacob: ha im first!
Embrey: I don't care whos first im just happy im not last!
Jacob: no shi-
Seth: wow im not last that's awesome!
Jared: oh YESSSSSSS! PAUL IS GONNA BE PISSED! He's last.. hahahaa
Paul: aww hell no!! I am not licking the bloodsu-
Seth/Jacob/Embrey/Jared: Yes You Are!
Paul: FINE!
Jacob: Let's do this so I can get to torturing Edward
Seth: Now Jake why?
Jacob: I already told you..ok it was your idea to come here so you first!
Seth: fine!
Embrey: well be right in after you…
Paul: sure will…
Jared: yeah just go…
Seth: fineeee!
Jacob: ok so let's go….
Paul: if I have to lick Emmett then the last one to shore has to PUNCH blondie!
Embrey: she'll kill us.. plus Seth's the fastest and strongest swimmer.
Jacob: then lets all jump in at the same time…..
(20 minutes later..they are all back at Seths house)
Seth: ..then we all jumped in. that's when I felt really heavy. I didn't realize until I couldn't breathe that I had these idiots all hanging on me like I was some human floatation device..
Sam: Now why were you guys using Seth as a life-jacket?
Jared: because I did'nt want to be the one to have to punch Blondie
Sam: huh?
Jacob: and Seth is the fastest swimmer…
Sam: what?
Paul: I already have to lick Emmett so it wasn't gonna be me…
Sam: wha-?
Embrey: and Seth is the strongest swimmer…
Sam: ok what the HELL are you guys talking about…punching Emmett and licking Blondie…what?
Seth: ok so earlier we were IMing each other to meet at the cliffs..
Embrey: and I said the last one there had to lick Emmett..
Paul: and I happened to get there last because I decided to bring my bathing suit which took some time to tie to my leg you idiots
Jared: and then Paul said if he had to lick Emmett then the last one to shore had to Punch Blondie..
Jacob: then I guess we all decided to hitch on to Seth since he was the fastest…so we wouldn't be last…you know?
Sam: that is the most RIDICULOUS thing I have ever heard! You guys are Forbidden to use any computers or leave La Push until further notice!
Seth/Jacob/Embrey/Paul/Jared: Awww whyy?
Sam: because you guys are idiots!
Jacob: but I was gonna torture Edward!! Pleaseee can I goo to the Cullens?
Sam: NOO!
Jacob: FINE! But im going tomorrow!
Sam: I don't see how. Ill be here all day tomorrow.
Jacob: don't you have a meeting with the council tomorrow at three?
Sam: yes but that will only take ten minutes…and ill know if you phased and Billy took your car away for kidnapping Nessie last time and your bike.. so I don't see how you would leave.
Jacob: FINE!
Paul: does this mean I don't have to lick Emmett?
Jacob/Seth/Jared/Embrey: NOOO!
Paul: DAMN!... so whoo has to punch Blondie?
Embrey/Jacob/Seth/Jared: NOT IT!!
Paul: OH HELL no!! Not Her TOOO!
Embrey/Jacob/Seth/Jared: YEPPP!
(phone call between Jacob and friend Jeff)
Jacob: hey Jeff you still got that truck?
Jeff: yeah but why?
Jacob: I need a ride tomorrow
Jeff: why? To were?
Jacob: no wheels..to Forks.
Jeff: sure what time?
Jacob: well I have to leav at like three and I need you to get me there by 3:10!
Jeff: why
Jacob: I only have ten minutes to get there….the faster the better..
Jeff: so ill pick you up at 3 and ill have you there by 3:10.
Jacob: make it 3:09.
Jeff: ummm okkk….
Jacob: thanks you're a life saver!
Jeff: sureeeeee