A/N: Welp, the first episode is out. I would like to apologize for the long wait, especially since the first episode is really simple. Things got intense with homework and stuff. Y'know, Middle School. I also had a bunch of tests these last few weeks, and have been studying most of my time.
Also, I regret to inform you that Arkonis and Myeh won't be in this competition. Me and Panda got in a fight about OC's. I've submitted 2 of my own:
Allison-Female-Charmander- The Pokemon Geek
Mac-Male- Salandit- The Greedy Hustler
Anyway, I know that you didn't come to read this for excuses. Without further ado, here is episode 1 of Total Drama Pokemon- Clash of the Teams.
Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama or Pokemon. Nor do I own any of these OC's, besides Aerial and Brooklyn.
I don't own anyone else's TPI. Only Clash of the Teams.
All jokes in this chapter are *Gasp*, just jokes! Please don't leave comments saying, 'Ooh! You insulted (Insert game with enormous fanbase).'
Total Pokemon Island- Clash of the Teams!
Chapter 1- Meet the Cast
The camera started filming on a beach, the sun shining through palm trees at the edge of the beach. As the waves lapped up against the shore, several other calming sounds were heard. Ah… the sounds of chirping Wingulls, the ever so lightly chirping of bug type pokemon, and… the sound of a coconut being smashed? "Taillow… why did you do that?" came a voice off screen.
The camera panned slightly to the left, where 3 pokemon were standing. One of them was a black bird, with a red face and a white underbelly. It was holding a stick that was coated in coconut milk. To 'Taillows' left stood a purplish dragon, known as Nidoqueen. She was giving him a concerning look. On the far right, there was a hovering bug-thing that was gleaming red. It was known as Scizor. Scizor was watching the two with mild curiosity, but not getting involved. "That coconut looked suspicious… it could've been a secret camera for the government!" answered Taillow.
Nidoqueen didn't try to mask her concern for the worried bird. "Why would the government even be watching us?"
Taillow narrowed his eyes. "No one told you that half of our challenges are illegal?"
Nidoqueen gasped. "What?!"
Taillow fake-laughed. "I was kidding!" he said, cheerfully. "At least ¾ of the challenges are illegal." He muttered under his breath.
Nidoqueen nervously rubbed the back of her head. "Um… Ok. Wait- Are we rolling?"
Taillow shot a surprised glance at the camera. "Oh God… I mean, hello fine viewers, and welcome to the first episode of Total Pokemon Island- Clash of the Teams!" Dramatic music played in the background… although it sounded a lot like Nidoqueen trying to hum the Saw theme. "Anyway, this time, we will have 30 campers be pitted against each other in the most humiliating, dangerous, and hysterical challenges ever! Let me give you the grand tour!"
The camera panned to a small clearing where there were 3 cabins. There were a few moments of silence before Taillow ran on-screen. "This is where our campers will sleep, each team with its own cabin!"
The camera then panned to a small room with many cheap plastic tables with folding chairs. "This is the cafeteria, where our contestants will eat food that our sponsors have sent us for them!" said Taillow, after the few moments of silence.
The camera then panned to another clearing, where there were 10 tree stumps, placed in rows of 5. In the front of the stumps was a small booth, apparently where Taillow would stand. The usual seconds of silence passed, before Taillow, looking redder faced than usual appeared. "This is where teams will vote off someone if they lose the challenge! They'll vote in the confessionals… which I realized that I haven't shown you yet."
The camera panned to a very rickety-looking outhouse. The silence went on longer then before as the panting Taillow walked in. "This *Pant*, is the confessionals… where the contestants can tell the world they're darkest secrets!"
The camera finally panned to the final destination, a very worn-out dock. Taillow walked on screen extremely slowly, massive sweat beads forming on his face and wings. "This is *Cough*, where the eliminated contestants will catch the Kayak of shame. It is their only way off the island. Also, this is where the campers will be *Pant*, arriving…" Taillow collapsed on the dock.
OOO
Nidoqueen and Scizor were both standing on the dock, as Taillow was dragged away by a Blastoise intern. "Anyway… today, we will be introducing the contestants!" said Nidoqueen. Scizor stared off into space.
In a few seconds, a Lapras was visible in the distance. As the Lapras steadily moved closer, you could see how there was a blue kitten with a hoodie on its back.
"Junior! How are you doing?" asked Nidoqueen.
The Lapras reached the shore, where Junior stepped onto the dock. He shrugged as a response to Nidoqueen's question.
"Hm… not very talkative… reminds me of someone…" said Nidoqueen, looking at Scizor. She then glanced at the Lapras. "Why are you still here? Go get more contestants!"
Lapras glared at Nidoqueen. "Never again! We've been slaves to TPI hosts like you since Dark Arcanine 33's TPI! WE ARE ON STRIKE!"
Nidoqueen glanced at Scizor. "Ok? We pay you, but…we'll just ask Wailords."
The Lapras dove back underwater, beginning the age of non-Lapras TPI's. (1 Favorite = 1 Lapras saved.)
OOO
On a Wailord this time, there was a small rabbit-looking thing with swirls as eyes. It was spinning its head around as if it was dizzy.
"Greetings Linda! It says on your information card that you are the prettiest girl in the world." Said Nidoqueen, before glancing at Scizor in confusion.
"Well it's true. I'm also perfect in every other way!" said Linda, walking off the Lapras.
"Um… that's nice. Go stand next to Junior." Said Nidoqueen.
Linda walked next to Junior, and neither of them talked. It was really, really, awkward.
OOO
On another Wailord, there was 2 pokemon. One of them was a blue cat with a fish tail, and the other was… a fluff ball?! As the Wailord moved closer, it was visible that there was a body in all the fluff.
"OMG! WE'RE HERE!" screamed the fluff excitedly.
"Calm down… I swear you've been in like 6 of these already!" said the blue fish-cat.
"There you go breaking the 4th wall again! Someone's going to charge you for that one day!" scolded the fluff.
"Greetings Ace and Ashley!" said Nidoqueen.
Ace (Vaporeon) stepped off the Wailord cautiously, as Ashley (Whismicott), cheerily jumped off and gave the 2 other contestants a smile.
"Hi, I'm Ashley!" she said happily.
"Hi, I'm Linda! I'm the prettiest girl in the world!" exclaimed Linda, with a cute smile. Junior stared at them.
Ace grinned at Nidoqueen. "Hello. My sister is super excited to be here."
Nidoqueen glanced at Scizor again. "Urm… that's nice… but kind of insane. Have you ever considered signing her up for mental conditioning?"
Ace nodded. "Believe me, I've tried, but she claims that she has fun on these kinds of shows."
Nidoqueen sighed. "I told Taillow not to sign up crazy pokemon…"
OOO
A Scizor hovered onto the deck. "Damn it! Did the Wailords quit too? We pay them, you know." Said Nidoqueen.
"Nope. I just gave him a break. I mean, I can fly." Said the Scizor.
"Ok… Welcome Cimex!" said Nidoqueen.
Cimex hovered up to Scizor. "Omg! We are like- totally twinning right now!"
Scizor gave Cimex a death glare, as if he wanted to kill the kid.
Cimex hovered away from Scizor, and faced the contestants. "Hello everyon- Wait a second… why aren't you red?" he asked to Junior.
Junior shrugged.
"Why? I think we all know that red is the best color. Right guys?" asked Cimex.
"I think Blue is better…"
"Green for life!"
"The color of me is the best!"
"See? Everyone likes red." Said Cimex.
Junior glared at Cimex.
"Wow… tension already…" said Nidoqueen. Everyone looked at her. "Damn it! I ruined the mood!"
OOO
The next Wailord had a woman on it?! WHAT?! As the Wailord came closer, it became clearer that it was a Gardevoir. She clutched a 3DS in her hands.
"Hi Maya!" said Nidoqueen. The Wailord had arrived, but she was still on it, her eyes glued to the 3DS screen as if she was in a trance. "Um… Maya?"
Maya looked up from her 3DS. "Oh… hi." She said, stepping onto the deck. She waved at all the contestants, before putting her eyes on the screen again.
"Wow… she looks like a human, and acts like one. Props to her." Said Nidoqueen.
OOO
The next Wailord had a blue figure on it. "Hello, Luis!" called Nidoqueen.
Luis waved at Nidoqueen. "Hello…"
Both of them stared at each other for a second without talking. Literally, it was the most cringy thing…
"Uh… I'm literally at a loss of words. Just… go next to the contestants." Said Nidoqueen. Luis shrugged, and walked towards the other contestants.
OOO
As Nidoqueen continued to talk to arriving contestants, Scizor led the other contestants to the cabins, where Taillow was waiting. "Hello guys!"
Cimex, who was quite tall, didn't see the tiny bird. "Who said that?"
Taillow waved his wings around, trying to get Cimex's attention. When that failed, he nodded to Scizor. Scizor swiftly knocked Cimex to the ground, so that he was eye to eye with Taillow.
"That's better. As I was saying, I'd like to welcome all of you to Total Drama Pokemon- Clash of the Teams!"
No one said anything.
Taillow gave them a concerned look. "Uh… can I have some applause?"
There was a small amount of clapping, and very low cheers.
"Ok… I'll take it. Anyway, I'd like to tell you the theme of this season. We shall have 3 teams against each other, with 10 pokemon each!" said Taillow.
"And that's what we call: 'ORIGINALITY'!" said Junior.
Taillow narrowed his eyes. "First, you just insulted literally every TPI ever conceived. Second, I wouldn't be talking, 'Mr. Shy Introvert'."
Junior rolled his eyes.
"So… what teams are we going to be on?" asked Ashley.
"I don't know. That's Nidoqueen's job. Anyway, I'll show you to your cabins." Said Taillow.
"Wait- Don't each team have their own cabins?" asked Ace.
"Not this time, friend. We only have 2 cabins. One for boys, one for girls, and that trailer in the distance is for the gorgeous-looking people." Said Taillow.
"Ooh! Hear that guys, I get a trailer!" said Linda.
Taillow put his hand to his face. "No Linda… I meant me!"
Ace raised his hand. "So… does that mean you don't have a gender?"
Taillow slapped himself.
"Oh… so where am I gonna sleep?" asked Linda.
"Oh, my god… I can only handle so much stupidity… YOU SLEEP IN THE GIRLS CABIN!" screamed Taillow.
Suddenly, Maya threw her 3DS. "DAMNIT! STUPID YOSHI!" It was evident to Taillow that she had lost to a CPU Yoshi in Mario Kart, as the 3DS hit him in the face.
The 3DS was bigger than the bird. It covered his entire body except his feet. "Welp. You killed him." Said Ace.
"Guess he had… A BAD TIME…" said Maya, laughing at her own joke.
As if resurrected, Taillow threw the 3DS off of him. "IF YOU EVER… AND I MEAN EVER, MAKE ANOTHER UNDERTALE REFERENCE, I WILL ELIMINATE YOU IMMEDIATELY!" screamed Taillow, with a surprisingly loud voice.
Everyone was silent for a second.
"Ok… just go to your damned cabins. Scizor, I need a cold one." Said Taillow.
OOO
In the girl's cabin, they were chatting.
"Oh, my gosh! This cabin is so pretty!" said Ashley.
"This cabin looks OK, but I definitely look better." Said Linda.
"I don't know… this cabin looks pretty good. What do you think, Maya?" asked Ashley.
Maya looked up from her now slightly cracked 3DS. "Uh… I don't care. Yeah sure, the cabin looks nice."
Linda slowly looked at both of them. "YOU SHALL PAY!"
Ashley glanced at Maya. "Um… what?"
Linda just laughed, succeeding in creeping both of them out.
OOO
In the boy's cabin, there was a small problem.
Ace spotted it first. "Guys… there's a sinkhole in the middle of our cabin floor…" he said, stopping in his tracks.
"That's impossible!" said Cimex, who was behind him. He peered over Ace. "Oh… there is legitimately a sinkhole in our cabin."
Junior and Luis both walked in as well. "Wow… a sinkhole." Said Luis.
The other campers glanced at him awkwardly.
"Shouldn't we tell Taillow or something?" asked Cimex.
Ace nodded. "TAILLOW! WHY IN THE WORLD IS THERE A SINKHOLE IN OUR CABIN!" he screamed.
"I can't hear you! I'm on my break, kid." Came Taillows voice from outside.
"This is wonderful…" muttered Junior to himself.
OOO
Back at the dock, it had been a while since a contestant had arrived. She was playing Candy Crush on her phone shamelessly.
"Mate… are you playing Candy Crush?" came a voice.
Nidoqueen looked up from her phone to see a Salandit. Mac, to be exact.
"What? No… I would never play Candy Crush! That game is for- like 3-year old's." Said Nidoqueen.
Mac gestured towards her phone. "NICE!" it suddenly yelled.
Nidoqueen blushed. "That was- my dog… AHHH! JUST GO!" she screamed.
Mac shrugged. "Uh… where am I even going again?"
Nidoqueen sighed. "Right-Left-Straight-Left-Right-Right-Left-Diagonal-Triangle-Left. Do you get that?"
Mac blinked. "WHAT?!"
OOO
Junior, Ace, Luis, and Cimex were all sitting on the steps of their cabin, not really wanting to investigate the giant gaping hole in their cabin. They were all looking at a plane flying.
"Hm… I wonder if the guy on that plane sees us…" said Ace.
That was all Taillow, who was next to them, had to hear.
"HEY! HELP! MY EMPLOYER MADE ME COME HERE!" he screamed.
The plane slowly moved closer to the ground.
"Yo… its gonna land!" said Cimex.
"I think the pilot heard you." Said Ace to Taillow.
"Thank God! Now I don't have to do this shit season!" said Taillow.
The plane was now at a worrying pace, almost as if it was falling.
"I don't think that plane is going to land_"
There was a huge crash as the plane smashed into the ground, luckily avoiding the two cabins.
Ace's head popped out of the rubble. "Hey… at least our cabins aren't destroyed."
Taillow lifted a window off of him. "How is that even possible?"
Ace looked back at the cabins. "Well… perhaps it's because removing cabins from the story would create some unnecessary complications, and…"
Taillow glanced at the other 3 kids buried in rubble. "Does anyone else feel like punching this kid?"
Ace was still talking about how the cabins would cause certain problems, when a turtle randomly popped up from the rubble.
"AHH! WHAT THE FUCK?! A ZOMBIE!?" exclaimed Cimex, quickly flying out of the pile.
"Huh? No, I'm not a zombie. I'm Aerial, the pilot." Said the Wartortle.
"Yeah… now, can I please ask a question?" asked Taillow.
"Shoot." Said Aerial.
"Ok. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A PLANE?! AND WHY ARE YOU CRASHING IT INTO RANDOM ISLANDS?! I'M TRYING TO HOST A DAMNED SHOW HERE!" shouted Taillow.
"I built a plane in my backyard once! And don't you remember, I'm part of your show!" said Aerial.
"You know what… fine. It definitely makes sense that you have a plane… that's totally normal. JUST GET AWAY FROM ME!" screamed Taillow.
"Fine… you don't need to yell, man." Said Aerial.
Aerial left the rubble pile to go into the cabin. His screams were heard as he most likely fell into the sinkhole.
"And…" Taillow waited for the thud. "Satisfaction. Anyway, I need to go see what our challenge lineup will be. When I'm back, I'll probably sort you into teams."
Taillow walked towards his trailer, with Scizor in pursuit.
"Wait! Aren't you forgetting about the sinkhole?" Ace called after him.
He got no response.
"Well… that's not good." Said Luis.
Ace and Junior glanced at him.
"I swear… not trying to be rude, but you have a special way of ending every conversation. How does that exactly work?" asked Ace.
Luis shrugged.
OOO
Nidoqueen and Mac were still arguing over directions.
"No, no, no! Its 3 rights, then 17 lefts!" exclaimed Nidoqueen.
"That doesn't even make sense!" exclaimed Mac.
"Uh… sorry to interrupt you two…" came a sly voice from the top of the dock.
Both Mac and Nidoqueen turned to see a purple leopard.
"Ok, need to shut up for a few minutes. Hi Arlene! How was your ride?" asked Nidoqueen.
"Oh… it was Ok. I mean the Wailord wasn't happy that I stole its wedding ring…" Arlene pulled out a very large ring that glistened in the light. "…But other than that, it was pretty good."
Mac stared at the ginormous ring. "DAMN! THE HELL? You stole that? I bet the Wailord paid the ass out for that!"
Arlene smiled. "I don't know… I'm probably just gonna keep it for myself… not sell it. I mean, unless you're interested?"
Mac grinned. "HELL YEAH! What would you like for that?"
Arlene smiled slyly. "We'll talk soon…"
OOO
"Welp. I found this outhouse randomly, so I assume it's the confessional. Anyway, I'd just like to express that I'm intent to find out how Luis manages to end every conversation. Its… interesting, to say the least." Said Ace.
"Mac wants this ring?" asked Arlene, shaking the giant circle around. "Well Mac… maybe if you vote with me…"
OOO
Nidoqueen finally decided to just draw Mac a map, and both he and Arlene were off. As she played the next level of Candy Crush, she heard a weak electric shock.
She casually looked up fro, her phone to see a Jolteon with electricity erupting from its fur. "What the hell?" asked Nidoqueen.
"Oh… sorry. I'm Myra… and I'm here for that weird show. TPI or something?" asked the Jolteon.
"Yes… its TPI. Believe me… you'll wish it was something else." Said Nidoqueen.
Suddenly, an electric bolt erupted from Myra, shocking Nidoqueen.
"Uh… Oops. I'm just gonna go now…" said Myra, leaving the dock, and leaving Nidoqueen paralyzed on the floor.
OOO
Now that Nidoqueen was injured, Taillow was forced to talk to the new competitors. Taillow was watching Ali-a play Pokemon Go on his phone, while commenting how abusive the guy was.
"Wow… is this guy seriously throwing pokeballs at a kid? That poor Pidgey…" said Taillow. Taillow looked up as he heard the sound of heavy metal.
There was a Scrafty standing at the end of the dock, wearing a spike collar, and sunglasses.
"That's your theme song, isn't it?" asked Taillow.
The Scrafty reached behind his black spiked bag, and the music turned off. Myra gave the Scrafty an uncomfortable look.
"The names Trevor. And I don't really care about you. I can already tell that I'm gonna hate you, anyway." Said the Scrafty.
Taillow nodded. "And why did you join this show again?"
Trevor shook his spiked bag. "Trying to sneak some stuff over the border."
"I'm legally required to look through that bag to make sure there's no drugs or weapons. Myra! I'll give you a dime if you check out this guy's bag!"
Myra nodded. "Can I see your bag?" she asked, reaching for it.
Trevor pulled it away hastily. "Let me make this clear. If you ever touch this bag, I will rip your head off."
Taillow nodded again. "That works."
OOO
The next pokemon was an Absol, her mane flowing from the movement of the Wailord.
"HOLY SHIT! HIT THE DECK!" screamed Taillow, obviously because Absol's are the disaster pokemon.
The Absol stared at Taillow awkwardly for a few seconds.
Taillow stood up, grinning. "Just a joke. Anyway, hello Crescent! How are you doing?"
Crescent shrugged. "Eh… things could be going better." She said, walking to the back of the dock, almost on the beach.
"Jeez… so grumpy…what's her problem?" commented Taillow.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Trevor pull out a bomb.
"Seriously? Give that to me!" said Taillow.
"I'll give you 5 bucks if you don't take my bomb and don't call the cops." Said Trevor nervously, putting the bomb back into his bag.
"We've got a deal." Said Taillow.
OOO
The next Wailord had a Mightyena on it, who was talking about something, much to the annoyance of the Wailord.
"Oh God… I'm gonna need the criminal to kill this kid, don't I?" said Taillow.
The Mightyena happily jumped off the Wailord. "Yo! What's up?"
Taillow glanced at him. "Nothing anymore. You're here, so everything looks pretty down."
The Mightyena laughed. "You're super funny! Anyway, I have a great joke for you!"
Taillow sighed. "Shoot."
Trevor smiled evilly.
"No Trevor… I wasn't talking to you!" said Taillow.
"Ok, so: Why did the chicken cross the road?" asked Jango (Mightyena).
"Oh god… I don't know." Said Taillow, popping two aspirins into his mouth.
"Because it wanted to get to the other side." Said Jango, laughing at his own joke.
"Shoot." Said Taillow.
"But I didn't even ask if you wanted to hear a joke… I have to think one up first." Said Jango.
"No, I was talking to Trevor."
"Wait, what_"
OOO
The next Wailord that came was just carrying luggage, as a Shuppet and a Crobat flew above it. As the Wailord arrived at the dock, the Crobat grabbed the luggage.
"Thank you, kind sir." Said the Crobat with a kind smile.
Taillow gave him a disgusted look. "Your kindness is… sickening. We get paid for drama, not this suck up shit!"
The Crobat gave him a weird look. "I beg your pardon?"
Taillow shook his head. "Never mind. Who are you again?"
The Crobat smiled. "My name is Izaya Kashiwagi. My girlfriend here is Juvia Nanami."
Taillow laughed. "You brought your girlfriend? Expect a breakup…"
Juvia (Shuppet) looked at Taillow for a second. "I won't. I won't break up with him."
Taillow glanced at her. "I care so much. Anyway, welcome to Total Drama Pokemon. I hate my life."
Juvia and Izaya glanced at each other.
OOO
The next Wailord had an Umbreon and a Charmander on it.
The Charmander was talking a mile a minute about some Pokemon Nature, to the Wailord. The Umbreon was eyeing all the contestants.
"Hello Allison and Shade! Are you guys ready for 30 days of humiliation?" said Taillow.
Allison (Charmander) stepped off the Wailord. "I believe it's about 31 days, seeming as the first day doesn't have an elimination."
Taillow narrowed his eyes yet again. "Well… I can tell that I'm gonna hate you."
Allison pushed her glasses back onto her nose. "Actually, in order to really hate someone, you have to know them a bit_"
Taillow pushed Allison off the dock. "Ok, hello Shade!"
Shade smiled. "Hello. Um… if you don't mind, what kind of challenges are we going to have?"
Taillow sighed. "Why does everyone want to know this? Our challenges this year are a mix of puzzles, races, and games. Deadly races, puzzles, and games."
Shade nodded. "Oh, so the usual."
Taillows jaw dropped.
OOO
"DID HE JUST CALL THE SHOW NORMAL?!" Taillow shouted, his face redder than usual.
"I've been on like- 4 of these already. I'm used to the challenges, the annoying host. I could tell right there that this was the confessional." Said Shade.
OOO
Scizor rounded up the contestants at the dock, and led them to the cabins.
"Ok… there's only 13 contestants left to introduce, and then I get a day break." Said Taillow, rubbing his head.
As Taillow talked to himself, the next Wailord arrived, with a Brionne on it, writing things in her notebook.
"Oh, hello Poppy! HOW MUCH OF THAT DID YOU HEAR?!" exclaimed Taillow.
Poppy shrugged.
"Good." Said Taillow.
Taillow glanced at Poppy awkwardly.
"Uh… what are you writing?" asked Taillow.
"Just noting how Taillows are always sarcastic jerks…" said Poppy.
"Uh… why do you need to know that?" asked Taillow.
"It's just for my new fanfiction- Life of birds." Said Poppy.
"There's a show about birds?" asked Taillow.
"Well… guess I'm gonna have to make one." Replied Poppy.
"Yeah… make sure to hire Michael Bay!" said Taillow.
Poppy nodded. "See, I love how you try to make fun of Bay… but he's a multi-millionaire, and a much better director than you will ever be."
Taillow nodded. "That's fair. But keep in mind, he did hire Megan Fox for Transformers."
"I don't have a way to come back to that…"
OOO
The camera pans back to the campground, where most of the campers were sitting.
"So… How are everyone's cabins?" asked Ashley.
"Ours has a sinkhole." Said Mac proudly.
"Why are we proud about this again? Taillow practically killed someone down there." Said Ace.
"No! I'm not dead! SOMEONE HELP!" screamed Aerial, his voice muffled.
Everybody glanced at the boy's cabin.
"Let's just pretend he's dead." Said Mac.
"Probably is best to keep it that way. I really don't want to be involved in that court case." Said Cimex, who was sitting with them.
There was a large crash. The camera panned to the inside of the boy's cabin, where Izaya, Trevor, Shade, and Jango were checking out the cabin for the first time.
"Well. This cabin is shit." Said Shade.
"Agreed. Why is there a sinkhole in this cabin?" asked Izaya.
"I'm gonna say that it's a middle finger from Taillow." Said Shade.
"Can we like- cover it with a rug or something?" asked Jango.
Shade slid a bedsheet over the hole.
"Has anyone seen Trevor?" asked Jango.
The camera panned to below a bed, where Trevor was adjusting a bomb to the bottom of the bed.
OOO
Taillow was still at the dock, waiting for the next contestants. He was still arguing with Poppy about Michael Bays authenticity.
The next Wailord had 2 of the same pokemon on it.
"Damn… I knew that wasn't just a cigar." Said Taillow.
"What?! Are you saying that you take drugs! That's illegal!" said Poppy. "But it'll make a good story!" she whispered in a sing-song voice.
The two Monfernos walked off. (Note: Wasabi's real Nickname was: The Hyperactive Dimwit.)
"Omg! I'm so excited to be here!" exclaimed the one on the left.
"This place is so cool!" said the right one.
Both Taillow and Poppy were confused.
"I can't do this… Does anyone have a paint-brush?" asked Taillow.
Poppy handed him one. You know, because she's an artist.
Taillow splotched black ink on the right one's forehead.
"Ok, what are your names?" asked Taillow.
"I'm Isaac!" said the right one.
"I'm Wasabi!" said the left one.
"Ok… that paint splotch will tell you guys apar_"
They both started laughing.
"Oh my gosh, we totally just tricked you! I'm actually Isaac!" said the left one.
Taillow pulled out a pistol.
"Ok… before I shoot you all, follow the trail in the woods to the campsite."
Both Monferno's and Poppy cautiously backed into the path, where they then broke into a frantic run.
OOO
Taillow had fallen asleep, his pistol clutched close to him. However, he was soon awoken by the loud cry of "HI-YAH!"
Taillow immediately fired into the air, narrowly missing a Hitmonlee's shoulder.
The Hitmonlee fell to the ground. "Dude! You almost hit me!"
Taillow shrugged. "Hey. There's always a next time. You must be Lee."
Lee stood up. "Yep. That's me. I'm a professional kickboxer."
"Nice. Show me some moves." Said Taillow.
Lee's eyes watered. "You… you… really care?"
Taillow rolled his eyes. "I'm starting to regret asking. Please just show me, so I can get this over with."
Lee nodded. "Ok."
Lee began kicking the air crazily. He then jumped, kicking in a bunch of directions. Then he fell through the dock.
Taillow shrugged again. "Welp. He's dead."
OOO
Taillow had fished Lee out of the water, and they were both awaiting the next contestant. Of course, it was a Mudkip.
"Hi guys!" said the Mudkip, holding a big pot of plants.
"Hello Brooklyn… didn't I tell you that I'm allergic to plants?" said Taillow.
"I'll handle it!" said Lee, kicking the plants into the water.
Brooklyn immediately began sobbing.
"Wow. Good job." Said Taillow, actually happy with Lee.
OOO
The next camper was an Azurill, who was holding a few books.
"Hello Azure… why do you have all those books?" asked Taillow.
"It's obviously to take notes from your wisdom, oh great Taillow." Said Azure.
Taillow's eyes widened. "Uh… Lee, did she just say I was great?"
Lee nodded. "Yeah. Do you want me to kick her?"
Taillow shook his head. "Er- Yes, I am very great! You have a lot to learn if you want to be like me!"
OOO
As Taillow happily preached his wisdom to Azure, 3 more campers arrived on another Wailord.
"So, the first tip is to always_"
"Excuse me… but your shoes are untied." Said a Gligar.
Taillow glanced down. "You are aware that I don't have shoes, right?"
"HA! You just got pranked, my friend!" said Nate (Gligar).
"Yeah… whatever. Hello Nate."
There was a Bulbasaur, who had accidently fell through the hole in the dock.
"Is anyone gonna help that kid? Or not. I really don't care." Said Taillow.
Nate held out a wing for Raiden (Bulbasaur). He grabbed Nates hand, only for it to shock his hand.
"HA! PRANKED!"
The third camper was a Hypno, who was carrying a few bricks.
"Uh… why do you have bricks?" asked Taillow.
Lloyd (Hypno) grunted.
OOO
The next 3 campers were a Piplup, Sableye, and a Lopunny.
"So, the next thing is- Ooh… Hello…" said Taillow, looking at the Lopunny.
Laura (Lopunny) blew a kiss at him, causing Taillow to blush.
"Why do you blush blue instead of red?" asked Lee.
"Shut up please."
The Sableye placed a bunch of mouse traps on the floor, succeeding in annoying everyone. However, as soon as Emeruby (Sableye) saw Laura, he fell into the water.
"Weirdo. Hello Piplup. Please tell me that your normal." Said Taillow.
Piplup glanced at all the campers. "Why am I here with all these crazy people?" she whispered.
"You and me both, friend."
OOO
(Scizor showed everyone the cabins and the confessionals. I didn't write this part, because Taillow already showed it to you guys.)
Junior shrugged. No one really knows why, as he doesn't speak.
"I'm the prettiest girl here, no competition!" said Linda proudly.
Arlene was still waving the ring around. "This thing is going to help me win this game!" She accidently hit the camera, shattering the footage.
OOO
The 3 hosts were discussing how to group the teams.
"Hm… we've decided the teams, but let's have the readers guess what team that their characters are going to be on!"
OOO
A/N: This episode sucked. I'm not even gonna try to hide it. It was rushed, as I've been spending a lot of time studying. A lot of the characters didn't get much screen time and stuff, as I'm scared to get them wrong.
Besides from this chapter, I truly do have great stuff planned for this story. Please stick with me on this, guys.
Also, this is completely unrelated, but about a month ago, it was my 12th birthday! So… happy late birthday to me I guess?
Anyways, thanks for reading. Hopefully, this wasn't that bad.