*On an island somewhere in the Himalayas at a hotel bathroom-
"Gakupo nii-chan!" Gumi screamed.
"What's wrong!?" Her brother answered with a concerned expression.
"The Popos are coming! THE POPOS ARE COMING!"
"sh-SHIT! GUMI! RUN FOR IT!"
"But...BUT THE BODY IS RIGHT THERE!"
"SCREW THE BODY!"
"THAT'S NECHROPHELIA!"
"NOT LITERALY! We shouldn't have our fingerprints on him anyways!"
"But!-"
"Either I stay here and risk getting killed by the police or we both get the fuck out of here before they catch us!"
"HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE!" The police were dangerously close. The two siblings jumped.
"Come on!" Gakupo threw himself (including his sister) out of the bathroom window and into a (conveniently placed) river.
Both swam up and gasped for air. "G-Gumi are you okay?"
"BAKA NII-CHAN! YOU KILLED US BOTH!" Gumi started sobbing.
"Wha-what are you talking about!? There's no way the police would follow us here!" Gakupo said, trying to calm Gumi.
"THE POLICE ARE'T COMING- hic* BECAUSE THESE- hic* THESE ARE SHARK-INFESTED WATERS! WERE DEAD!
"WHAT!? WHAT KIND OF RIVER HAS SHARKS IN THEM!?"
"THESE RIVERS DO!"
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!?
WHO SAVES THEM?!
DO THEY SAVE THEMSELVES?!
WHATS FOR DINNER?!
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON VOCALOID (WTF)
I would like to credit my friend Starsarecool2, for she is my co-writer in this random story!
P.S- If you didn't know, popo means police.