Cooking with Snape
Chapter 1 of 1
By lilybaby
Snape: Well hello! Welcome to Cooking with Snape. This is my lovely assistant Barbie. Just kidding its... Hermonie Granger!
Hermonie: Ha, ha, ha. ~Blows bubble with her gum~
Snape: Okay, today we are cooking pasta with sauce.
Hermonie: 'we' what do you mean 'we'
Snape: I meant you and me.
Hermonie: Forget this. I'm gone.
~Hermonie leaves set~
Snape: Okay then... um...little help hear.
Producer: Have this guy.
~Neville walks on set~
Snape: *mutters under breath* Dear God kill me now.
Neville: *all peppy*Let's start right now!
Snape: Hear is the pasta. It comes in a...box. It's in the pasta section of the store. Heat water on the stove or wand what ever you prefer. Until the water comes to a boil. Put in the pasta. In the water.
Neville: Then cook for 20 minutes.
Snape: Sauce. Where is the sauce? Neville.
Neville: Um... I...sort of ...broke it.
Snape: Okay. We are ~looks around~ having just...pasta.
Hermonie: I'm back.
Snape: You left though!
Neville: I'm free!
~Strips off clothes and runs off set~
Hermonie: Too much...uhhhh.
Snape: I didn't need to see that.
Hermonie: Umm... pastas done.
Snape: Put pasta on the plate and...
~runs out~
Hermonie: well this is Cooking with umm...Hermonie.
Producer: Cuttt!
Hermonie: Thank God I need an aspirin.
A/n: Okay this is my Stupid fic. It was a dream I had last night. So review
All the characters in this fic belong to J.K. Rowling. So don't sue me I have no money *pouts*.
pretty please.
pretty please with sugar on top.
and a cherry.
Thank you all that review.