A/N: people waiting for kyuubi/sakura/samurai and falling then life goes on (I almost forgot my own stories title for a minute) keep waiting. After this chapter I'll update the rest. I really wanted to do a sasunaru one since I love the couple. And so here it is. Almost like one of those love sick high school romances and degrassi put together. But ten times better!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO- all hell would beak LOOSE.

Life is cruel. Very cruel. As cruel as school children even the most. Adults keep acting as if someone exaggerates when they say that but their too caught up in their play time grown up world to notice. At least that's what he says. And in a way I kind of agree.

School children are one of the most evil beings on earth. I mean sure adults are pretty evil. But don't get me started on girls! Haven't you seen that movie mean girls(1)?

So insecure and envious. And to think most boys fall into the trap called women! Not even caring about their demeaning attitude. Maybe because they bear it also.

There are so many pretty girls at my school. Like any of them notice me. The only girl that's ever noticed me is Tenten. And I mean a girl that hasn't asked me a question or for something. It's kind of sad in a way.

Tenten and I go back way back in the karate club last year when I was a freshman. She was the only girl there. The rest were all knuckle headed boys hell-bent on beating her. She was insanely strong.

When we had asked her if she had done karate she had responded a simple no. of course not many believe her, I don't think I even believe her. I mean COMMON. She kicked my butt everyday on that bamboo rug! Even though she was the fiercest member in the club she was also the most sought after. Who wouldn't want to cute Chinese girl with a video game girl like femme fatale (2)

Not only did Tenten help make my freshman year miserable. But my homeroom teacher kakashi did too. He teaches boring literature. So when I space out he always calls me out making everybody laugh at me.

Teachers are evil too.

What's also up to date is myspace(3). Everybody keeps asking me if I have one to see how many friends I have and to laugh at my page EXCEPT I don't have one suckers. So stop asking me and go back to your 30 year old friends--private or not!

Despite my sucky grades and friendless, not to mention parentless, life I have to stay positive. "He" keeps telling me life doesn't come much better after birth but he's a pessimist what does he know? He probably would get in front of a road telling people to run him over just because he lost the lotto.

Tomorrow- next school year I mean. Will be better maybe. I'll try to gain friends, good grades, and maybe even a never ending quest to find a girl friend! Just kidding about the girl friend part.

Like I said girls are very dangerous people.(4) "Hey kit! How do you work this crock pot?" a voice yells from downstairs ringing in my ears despite being in a closed room.

oh for crying out loud……

Sasuke's POV

God damnit. Tomorrow is school. Like I really want to go back to that nightmare on Elm Street. Two months just isn't long enough anymore. And so god help me if I have to go back to the school of pricks. There's nothing for me there. I go to school for the sake of just going, that and not getting busted by the law.

Why can't I do home schooling? "Sasuke" said a voice bringing me back to reality. "Yeah mom?" I say back. "She said you're going to the public school nearby, get with the program" my evil brother says bluntly.

Yeah public school nearby.

WHAT!?!

"Why?!"

"Because I'm afraid the private school you go to now is too challenging sasuke!" his mother yelled back. Just because he didn't feel like doing a couple important projects despite his low effort he STILL had mostly A's in his class and was in avid! If anything I was better than that damn school.

"Why would you want to take me to a low level place where I don't know anyone?"

"Sasuke you should talk to mother like that. It's impolite"

Polite? Look whose talking! Itachi had a habit of ignoring anyone with a presence in the house sometimes he even had the low decency to not even say simple things like good morning or hello or even thank you! Well he can take his politeness and shove it up his-

"I apologize" I say quickly after the statement. "I just don't see how this is fair." "I'm just worried about your education sasuke that and your social life." said mikoto. "It's too late now anyways. Tomorrow you attend."

This is awful. Him? Needing social skills. Was she forgetting the person sitting across from him stabbing his meat with a knife!?

He'd get himself out of that school even if it killed him.

1.who didn't see this movie? It's a very good one about how evil we girls can be. The natural habitat of women.

2.I would imagine tenten as those otaku fan boys dream come true. Like one of those video game characters unimaginably cute but can kick serious butt.

3.One day it just got all popular and everybody starts asking for everybody's. Wtf? I'd never get one.

4.no offense I'm a girl too y'know

common! Review review! While I write another chapter!