mALaDIcT: nicely why?
me: cuz were outta coffee!!!
mALaDIcT: wha...wa???...WAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!111
me: yup, just ate the last of it!!!
mALaDIcT: YOU ATE IT!!!!???
me: um...yeah...
mALaDIcT: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wolves howel off in the distance!
me: jeeezzzzzzzz, its just coffee!!
mALaDIcT: ju..just... JUST COFFEE!!!!
me: um...SHITALKY!!!!!! RUNS AWAY
mALaDIcT: YOU # GET BACK HERE!!
Otto: Vell, Zer goes ze neighbourhood!
Mac:You said it!
Otto: Vant some coffee?
Mac: Sure! both walk away
me: is running VERY far well...i seem to like to get myself into situations like this...
mALaDIcT: hears the coffee coment coffee??????? COFFEE???? runs in random direction
In a 'very' nearbye coffee shop, looking through the window.
Mac: Why did he run in the oppisite direction?
Otto: Don't Know, maybe he didn't vant any coffee?
Mac: I doubt it
mALaDIcT goes running by screaming
Mac: there he goes again, do you think he's lost?
Otto: no
Mac: Me niether. Delerious?
Otto: Possible.
Mac: Delerious it is then!
Otto: More coffee?
me: realizes i am not being chased hmmm...well...what now????? looks around now theres somethin handy!! its that coffee shop we were standing by...wonder if they sell muffins?
mALaDIcT: WHERES THE COFFEE!!! chews on a log COFFEE!!! drools
me:...um...yeah...i quite like muffins...walks into coffee shop
Mac: KATE!! how nice of you to join us!!!
Otto: Have some coffee!
me: YAY!!! me don't like coffee, but if it make me hiper, OKAY!!!
Mac: this is quite entertaining!
Otto: Indeed!
me: what????
Mac: gaze out into the vast wonders of outside while we're not out there and observe the vampire eating a bird
me: a bird? looks out the window um...thats kinda nasty...
Otto: A vampire vithout coffee is a terrible thing . . . especially vhen they're hooked...
me: well...i better do the world a favour, this is for that poor poor bird, WHERES THE COFFEE!!
waiter: here ya go, now for the bil-
me: YEAH!!!!! grabs coffee and runs out door
Mac: Well see you! follows
Otto: Vhat? ... Vait up!
me: mALaDIcT!!! lookie what i's gots!!!! holds up coffee
mALaDIcT: looks up COFFEE!!!!! attacks
me: AHHHH!!!! NOT ME THE COFFEE!!!!!
mALaDIcT: drinks coffee
me: ...
mALaDIcT: YAY!!!! much better!!!
me: well glad your happy...will you please get offa me?
mALaDIcT: what? oh...yeah...
Mac: RUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Otto: ZOOOMMM running too fast to see AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, A MOBBBBB!
Kitchen chef: Come back and PAYYYYYYYY!!!
Mac: Wait up OTTO!
knives go flying by
me: hey look a mob!!!
mALaDIcT: its always a mob...sigh
me:sooooooooo...shall we run?
mALaDIcT: oh yes, lets...
me: soooo are we going to run?
mALaDIcT: gone
me: shitalky...always me...poor poor me...so what shal me do now...hmm... gets trampled well...that was always an option faints
Kitchen Chef: mutters one down . . .
mob rounds corner
SAY CHIZ!
dark light
Otto: Vell...zat's never happened before...
Mac: What you mean the mob? or the sudden appearance of fried chicken where they used to be?
Otto: Ze chicken.
mALaDIcT: catches up chicken?
me: in head am i dead
death: NO
me: then why you here
death: CUZ THEY ARE
me: looks at fried chicken is that even...what?
death: SIGH TO MUCH DARKLIGHT CAN BE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH
me: ohhhh...darklight?
death: ASK THE VAMPIRE
me: mALaDIcT?
death: tis gone now
me: wakes up vampire???
mALaDIcT: yes?
me: whats darklight?
mALaDIcT: how should i know??
me: ohhh...OTTO!!!
no where in sight
me: OTTO!!!! OTTO!!! OTTO!!! OTTO!!!! OT---
Otto: from behind Yes?
me: BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!! don't...do...that!!! okay what is darklight?
Mac: From in front What sneak up like this?
me: BLAKERKEREEEEE!!!! STOP THAT OR I'LL BITE YOU!!!!
Mac: mutters well at least she's not a vampire...
Otto: Darklight is the light beyond darkness.
me: ...ohh...is chewing on something
Mac: Hey . . . Mal?
mALaDIcT: ...yes???
Mac: Since all of the people at the coffee shop are fried chicken . . .
mALaDIcT: yes???
Mac: Well... you have a COFFEE obsession right?
mALaDIcT: oh...well of coarse!!!
Mac: Start a COFFEE AND FRIED CHICKEN SHOPPE!!! . . . it seems a waste ... all these fried chickens you know . . .
mALaDIcT: good idea!!!! goes back to shop with chicken
me: everythings green!!!! LOOK A LION!!! points at wall
Mac: I wanted chicken . . . Sniff follows maladict
Otto: Vhere iss zis lion of yourz, please?
me: RIGHT THERE!!! ZOMG!!! wait hold on...thats not a lion...ITS A HIPPO!!!
Otto: OHH! I can see ze headlines now "Random lion" . . . Or somezing . . . Say Chiz!
blinding bright light
Otto: GYA--- pile of ash Smash not pile of ash Oh dear . . . i zink it's angry . . .
Goodbye!
me: WOAH!!! YOU JUST TURNED TO DUST...HIPPO!!!! i quite like coconuts!!!!
rides hippo in stunning coarse of action, that is hard to discribe
mALaDIcT: walks into shoppe well lets get this chicken ready.
anyone know how to prepare fried chicken?
Mac: Sell it? For promotion of your new coffee shop-pe?
mALaDIcT: okay...
Mac: CAN I SELL IT?!!?!?!?!?!?!
mALaDIcT: okay! i'll go make coffee!!! D
sometime later outside after a hippo rampage and duck rain
Mac: Chicken! Get yer FRESH Chicken! Two for supplies! um . . . Coffee sacks!
Otto: Vat iss ze coffee sacks for?
mac pionts to roof
Mac: He ate them all . . .
Maladict is slightly vibrating . . . when i say slightly i mean bits of tiled roof are falling down on peoples heads
mALaDIcT: IIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE CCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEE!!!!
me: ON WARD HIPPO!!! ON WARD!!! smashes threw coffee shop...pe
vimes: HEY!!! STOP THAT HIPPO!!! YOUR UNDER AREST!!!!!
Otto: Ohhhh. . . vat a good shot...Takes picture just as hippo runs into house then . . . he and maladict flail around on the cobbles in pain for a bit
me: DARN!!! I NEVER DID NOTIN!!!!
Carrot: Doesn't that mean you did something?
me:SHUT UP!!! YOUR NOT SUPOSE TO KNOW THAT!!!!
Vimes: Take her to the station.
Mac: Uh. . . can't think of what to do
Otto: still taking pictures despite pain
mALaDIcT: in pain
me: LOOK A GUY IN PAIN!!!!!
Vimes: Carrot investigate, I'll take her to the station.
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M A REBLE!!! A REBLE I SAY!!
Vimes: What's a Reb - ble?
Mac: REBLEION!!! attacks Vimes and frees kate
me: I'M FREE!!!! now to buy some spandex...
mac is gone, frightened off by spandex and rather angry looking were-wolf
mALaDIcT: AGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! poof and turns to dust because of flash...otto to...
Vimes: Angua After her, i got the other one, Carrot . . . see what you can do for the vampires.
Vimes leaves
Carrot: ... But. . . I only have one carrying bag . . . shrugs, sweeps up piles and goes off to 'Times' office.
the end...continuation...later...soon...maybe tomorrow...?