It's the Swan Queen week, y'all!

And I, a person who looooves to write, decided to contribute with shots for everyone! Sadly, I cannot buy you all drink, so here it is, something almost as good as it, Swan Queen one shots! (I'm sorry for this terrible pun).

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Swan Queen week – Day one: Awkward situations

#1 Awkwardly getting out

Characters: Emma Swan, Regina Mills, Snow White, a bit of Zelena and Ruby

Info: Zelena is nice. They're all friends in my word.

Rating: T

After an entire afternoon looking into piles and piles of boxes for a toy Snow bought for Emma when she was a baby, and now she wanted to gift it to baby Neal, Regina needs some rest from her mother-in-law. Emma, Snow, Ruby, Zelena and Regina are at Emma's old bedroom, helping to empty her drawers.

"I need a break" - she huffs while dropping one particular box over Emma's former bed.

"No Regina, I need this. Don't stop." - Snow tried.

"Funny thing... that was exactly what I heard your daughter saying last night!"

Emma's face turned bright red and Ruby laughed out loud. Zelena shook her head and smiled against the sassiness of her sister.

"Regina, really?" - Emma said quietly.

"I don't care! I am tired, all this dust is causing for my nose to sting, I'm stopping this right now!" - Regina said, throwing her arms and fondling Snow's breasts without intending to.

"Hey, watch out!" - Snow complained.

"Calm down, pillow princess, I am sorry! I forget that not all the Charming women appreciate my hands over her assets!"

Ruby laughed again and this time Zelena couldn't hold her laugh.

"Regina, please, stop teasing..." - Emma tried again.

"You know? You saying that on bed is really more appealing..."

"THAT'S IT. I 'M DONE. I AM SO DONE." - Snow's face was read as a tomato - "if you want to take some rest, fine, but do it elsewhere! I already know you bang my daughter, but I don't need any detail. Go... go to the kitchen, watch the chicken, I don't fucking know, but please, go away!"

Regina gave the other women a winning smile and left the room. Maybe the secret for getting rid of an extremely annoying situation was letting it extremely awkward.

20 minutes later Emma went to the kitchen after Regina.

"What was that about?"

"I was just trying to get off all that work, are you mad at me?" - Regina pouted seductively and made her way towards the blonde.

"Don't pout! Stop being cute when I am mad!"

"So are you really..." - Regina stopped and kissed right down Emma's left ear, feeling her skin shiver already - "really mad at me?"

"Hm, y-yeah..." - Emma tried, to not avail, to steady her voice.

"So..." - Regina softly kissed her again - "anything I can do to make it better?"

Regina started kissing Emma's jaw, then lips, and opened her mouth as soon as she felt Emma's grip tightening on her.

"Hm, you know how to make things up to me, don't you?" - Emma purred in Regina's ear.

"Yes, you know I can make you feel good... I can make you forget..."

Suddenly they heard a noise.

"I want to know who is going to make ME forget this. You two, please go home."

"Sorry m-mom, is that..."

"No. I am a married woman, I'm perfectly capable of understand what's happening. Now please, or you guys keep your hands off of each other or go home."

"I... I really want to stay here, long gone since I ate mom's chicken, and I adore it so..." - Emma whispered only to Regina's ears, using her best puppy eyes.

"But I'm really horny right now... can't we just...?"

"REGINA! Please, for the love of God, SHUT UP!" - Snow cried out and left the kitchen.

The brunette smirked but erased it as soon as she took a deep look into Emma's face.

"Sorry, babe, I just..."

"You made my mother uncomfortable!"

"But..."

"Shut up!"

"Emma..."

"You being punished!"

"But..."

"Hush. Car, house, bedroom, bed. Quickie. Now."

"Ooooh, so that's my punishment..." - Regina smiled, half turned on, half relieved.

"Yes, now let's go. I want to be here for lunch."