"Saruman's Coat of Many Colors" Parodied by Jennie Ainsley  

 Parody of "Coat of Many Colors" from "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat"  
 

Sauron 
Saruman and Grima, they are quite my favorite spies 
I can't believe they actually swollow those lies 
And Saruman was my joy because 
He gets me all the info he could...
 
Narrator 
Through foolish Saruman, Sauron gained his power again 
He bribed him, praised him, promised him all the world, but then 
It made the rest feel suspicious 
And even if they should... 

Istari (Elrond and Gandalf leading) 
Beating down the Dunadan 
Does not make us Sauron fans 

Saruman 
But where they have really missed the boat is 
I'm a spy, but no-one seems to notice 

Narrator 
Saruman's charm and winning smiles 
Managed to slay them in the aisles
And the Istari couldn't see the danger 
They could not imagine any danger 
They just saw in Saruman a wizard good and true 

Sauron didn't want Saruman on the run 
He made it clear that Saruman was a special one 
So Sauron got Saruman a coat 
A multi-colored coat to wear 

Gandalf 
Saruman's coat was elegant 
The cut was fine 
The tasteful style was the 
Ultimate in good design 
And this is why it caught the eye 
A wizard would stop and stare 

Narrator 
And when Saruman tried it on 
He knew his plain white days were gone 

Narrator, Nazgul (Doing Backup) 
Such a dazzling coat of many colors 
How he loved his coat of many colors 

Narrator 
In a class above the rest 
It even went well with his vest 
Such a stunning coat of many colors 
How he loved his coat of many colors 
It was red and yellow and green and 
Brown and blue 

Gandalf the wizard wasn't 
Too pleased with what he saw 

Gandalf 
I had never liked him 
All that much before 
And now this coat 
Has got my goat 
I feel he is quite dumb! 

Narrator, Nazgul (Doing Backup)
And when Saruman graced the scene 
Gandalf turned a shade of green 
His astounding clothing took the biscuit 

Nazgul 
Quite the smoothest person in the district 

Saruman 
I look handsome, I look smart 
I am a walking work of art 
Such a dazzling coat of many colors 
How I love my coat of many colors 

Narrator, Saruman, and Istari 
It was red and yellow and green and brown 
And scarlet and black and ocher and peach 
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn 
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve 
And cream and crimson and silver and rose 
And azure and lemon and russet and grey 
And purple and white and pink and orange 
And red and yellow and green and brown 
Scarlet and black and ocher and peach 
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn 
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve 
And cream and crimson and silver and rose 
And azure and lemon and russet and grey 
And purple and white and pink and orange 
And blue