Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken

Disclaimer: I do not own Tekken at all, ok?

Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?: Tekken Style

X Factor: Hello, and Welcome to 'Who Wants To Be A Millionare'. I'm your host, The X Factor 92, and do we have a show for you. All the way from Yakushima, Japan, the protagonist of Tekken, Jin Kazama!

(Crowd cheers loudly)

X Factor: From China, Ling Xiaoyu

(More cheers)

X Factor: From Japan, the adopted son of Heihachi Mishima, Lee Chaolan

(Crowd cheers)

X Factor: And last but not least, Kazuya Mishima

(Crowd goes nuts for Kazuya)

X Factor: Jin, You won the fastest finger question, so come on up!

Jin: Thanks for having me.

X Factor: No prob. Now, are you ready for the first question for 100 dollars? (Jin nods.) Then let's play, Who Wants To Be a Millionaire! Here's the first question.

(Music Plays)

X Factor: In the fairy tale, 'Sleeping Beauty', on which birthday did Princess Arora prick her finger? Is it…

A) Tenth?

B) Twenty-first?

C) Toast?

D) Sixteenth?

X Factor: Remember you have three life lines at your disposal.

Jin: Um... Oh this is hard. I'll go with... E. None of the above.

X Factor: That's not even an option! Please pick either A, B, C, or D!

Jin: The answer's F?

X Factor: No!

Jin: O? Is that even an option?

X Factor: (Slaps forehead, and lets out a long sigh) Jin, either choose A, B, C, or D. There are no other choices.

Jin: Ok, I choose C. Final answer.

X Factor: C? C?! Are you that stupid?! I'm sorry, the answer's D, sixteen, not Toast! Get out of here!

Jin: When do I get my million dollars?

X Factor: Never! You lost!

Jin: But that was a hard question! I demand a recount!

X Factor: Security, get this dumbass out of my sight.

(Security comes and drags him off)

X Factor: Ok, the next one who got the second fastest time on the fastest finger question is Xiaoyu. Come on up!

Xiaoyu: All right, I'm ready. Let's begin.

X Factor: Yes, lets. Here's the question for 100 dollars. Which of the following was NOT a boss character in Tekken?

A) Heihachi Mishima

B) Kazuya Mishima

C) Devil

D) Jinpachi Mishima

Xiaoyu: I'm pretty sure the answer's B, Kazuya, final answer.

X Factor: Finally! Correct. Here's the next question for 500 dollars. Which ones of these characters allegedly killed Jun Kazama?

A) Ogre

B) Bryan Fury

C) Lei Wulong

D) Mokujin

Xiaoyu: Well, since I don't know about what actually happened then, I'm going to use one of my life lines.

X Factor: Alright, which one? You have: Ask the Audience, Ask a friend, or 50/50.

Xiaoyu: All take Ask a friend. My friend I'd like to ask is Jin, because he knows who killed her?

X Factor: Jin? You want to ask that dumb fuck? He couldn't even get pass the first question! Whatever. It's your money.

Xiaoyu: Ok, Jin, who killed your…

Jin: The answer is TOAST! Trust me!

Xiaoyu: I don't think that's an…

Jin: Xiaoyu, listen to me. It's toast. It's gotta be.

Kazuya: Are you going to listen to this dumbass son of mine?! It's completely obvious he's DRUNK!

Jin: (Stands up, and faces Lee...er, Kazuya) Yeah? So what? (Hiccups) So I'm drunk, what of it bitch?

Xiaoyu, Lee, X Factor: (Sweatdrop, majorly)

Xiaoyu: Alright, I'm not going to listen to him. I'll say... A. Final answer.

X Factor: Correct! For one thousand dollars, are you ready?

Xiaoyu: Yes, let's begin.

X Factor: Which one of these characters has been in every Tekken game?

A) Jun Kazama

B) Nina Williams

C) Anna Williams

D) Marshall Law

Xiaoyu: I believe it's B. (Pauses) Yes, it's B, final answer.

X Factor: Correct!

(End of game sound goes off)

X Factor: Well, that's the end of our game, Xiaoyu will be back next time to try and win the Million dollars, and we'll have three new contestants, too! See you tomorrow!