Disclaimer: "Everybody Loves Raymond", the characters, and plot are made up by me and only be coincidence would it be a valid Raymond episode.
Act 1: Scene – living room
Ray, Robert and Frank are all watching a football game on TV when Debra, Marie and Amy walk through the door.
"Will you look at this, Humpty, Dumpty and Fat Frank, sitting stuffing their faces with chips and watching other grown animals mauling each other" blurted Marie.
Amy and Debra start laughing hysterically. "Ray, I need your help", said Debra. "Not now, it's the 2 minute warning." Spouted Ray.
"Two minute warning?, asked Amy. "Does that mean you all blow up in 2 minutes from all the junk food you are eating?".
"Interesting", pondered Robert. "Just think, if we blew up and all the food came out of us, the girls wouldn't have to cook dinner, we could just re-eat the same food that we just had".
"You are disgusting", all the girls said at the same time.
Commercial.
End of Act 1:
Act 1: Scene – living room
Ray, Robert and Frank are all watching a football game on TV when Debra, Marie and Amy walk through the door.
"Will you look at this, Humpty, Dumpty and Fat Frank, sitting stuffing their faces with chips and watching other grown animals mauling each other" blurted Marie.
Amy and Debra start laughing hysterically. "Ray, I need your help", said Debra. "Not now, it's the 2 minute warning." Spouted Ray.
"Two minute warning?, asked Amy. "Does that mean you all blow up in 2 minutes from all the junk food you are eating?".
"Interesting", pondered Robert. "Just think, if we blew up and all the food came out of us, the girls wouldn't have to cook dinner, we could just re-eat the same food that we just had".
"You are disgusting", all the girls said at the same time.
Commercial.
End of Act 1: