Tony had to think of something. This was all Jenny's goddamned fault for leaving her panties in her car. If she hadn't then Abby would never have found them, called them all down, they wouldn't have drawn straws only for him to have to return them, only to have her rant about drawing straws which then forced him to leave without accomplishing his mission.
There was only one other option and the Director had brought it on herself. He was going to Gibbs. Or rather Abby was because he was sooo not explaining this to his boss. Let the favorite explain what had been found in their fearless leader's car.
"Gibbs," Abby sighed having already been coerced into this plan. "We have a problem. I found erm, a personal item of the Director's in her car and and er, I don't know what to do. They should technically be included in the evidence log but I don't think that she'd erm, appreciate it plus she flipped out on me earlier when I tried to hug her and I don't really want to talk to her right now especially about these…el jefe please give these to her?" Abby chucked the evidence bag at his head and Gibbs was taken aback as they flew in a blur of pink and white lace and landed on his face just as the Director walked in.
"Those Colonel Mann's?" Jenny teased mercilessly, eying the panties with hostility just as she had regarded the blonde.
"ERM.."Abby managed, her face going blank.
Gibbs chuckled and held out the bag with a satisfied smirk.
"I don't want them!" Jenny exclaimed, exasperated.
"Thought you would since they're yours." He snickered and glanced slyly at his ex-lover.
Jenny's face turned the same shade as her hair as her eyes alighted on what had been scribbled hastily in permanent marker on the bag. 'Director's Crap'
"What else was I supposed to write?" Abby demanded.
"How about, the source of her mortication for years to come." Gibbs suggested, ducking as his redheaded boss aimed a slap at the back of his head.
"We'll talk later, Jen." He warned, this was about the incident that had occurred in the lab earlier in the day.