Hello! Happy VD day... err I mean Valentines Day.

This has been rattling around in my head for awhile. I'm not nearly as ahead as I'd like to be with this so I apologize ahead of time if the writing slows and the postings slow as well.

I'd like to thank my beta elfinchakie for her hard work in helping me with my fact checking. Without her I'd be wandering the streets of London completely lost as where to go and what to do.

I'd also like to thank avidreader69 for coining the phrase 'autobiographical wet dream' in reference to this story. I've used it when describing this all the time since she said that.

Disclaimer: Twilight character names belong to Stephanie Meyer. All characterizations, plot lines, backgrounds and details belong to the respective author. No copying or reproduction of this work is permitted without express written authorization. ©2010 MyEdiction. All rights reserved worldwide.

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My friends laughed at me when I told them I was going to London for the summer. Sure my little fangirl obsession with Edward Cullen had been kept mainly on the DL, however, they still knew that he was a big factor in my decision to go. Well, they liked to tease me about it…every chance they got.

How was it my fault that I may or may not have had one or two little fantasies where I go to London and we bump into each other on the street and strike up a conversation? Then next thing you know we're having dinner together and before I realize it, he's whisked me off to a modest, yet lavish country estate where we spend the next couple of weeks ravishing each other constantly.

It was not my fault and I guarantee you I was not the only one who's had those thoughts or wet dreams. I promise you there was definitely more thaan one person at my office who had a little bit of a crush on Edward Cullen. I was just brave enough to admit it and put up with the ridicule.

Even though he was three years younger than I was at twenty-six, I couldn't help the draw I had to him. Sure he was 'sop him up with a biscuit' hot, but I knew there was more to him than that. Lately, he had seemed so disheartened. He had been keeping to himself a lot more than usual.

He hadn't been in the limelight for months and the only photographs of him to surface were with his co-star, TDen. Seriously, what kind of nickname is that? Since when are we to lazy to say a full name that we have to shorten it, not that you'd catch me saying her full name. That was the very same co-star that all the paparazzi seemed insistent he was dating.

Though, I had my doubts. Who wouldn't get close to their co-workers after spending months on end with them and being forced into seclusion together? If he was really dating his co-star, and like everyone wanted to assume, fucking her, I had to think he'd look a bit less tense. A bit more relaxed and not so uptight and on edge. So as I said, I had my doubts that he was doing the nasty with her. No one looks that uptight and tense but is getting a little sumptin' sumptin' on the side.

Plus, if I'd really thought he was getting down and dirty with her I'd have to question his sanity. She looked absolutely gorgeous on screen, but off screen, she was a hot mess, minus the hot part. When you got up really close to her pictures, the ones where she's sans make up, her skin looks like dried up leather that was left in the sun for about a century too long. I wonder what that smells like? I had a friend once who tanned a lot, she smelled like a stale sweaty coconut all of the time. If she looked like that in her twenties I'd hate to see her when she hits thirty. Aactually you know what… I take that back. I'd LOVE to see what she'd look like. She alone will be keeping the Beverly Hills plastic surgeons in business for years to come.

But I'm off topic now.

So I was off to London for the summer. I was actually going to stay with one of my friends, Rosalie Hale, who I had met through a mutual love of the movies Edward stars in and the books from which they were based. Although, her love wasn't so much for Edward Cullen, as it is for one of his co-stars, Emmett McCarty. I had to admit, even though he wasn't really my type, I can see the attraction. The man was built like a brick-fucking-house. I just liked my muscle a little leaner with an unruly mop of auburn hair on top that looked like it was present for some earth shattering sexin'.

Now I know I said I was a fan girl, but I have to say if I ever saw Edward Cullen walking down the street I'd like to think I'd leave him alone, I hoped. I could not be held responsible for any actions my ho-ha might have taken on my behalf, though. I liked to think I'd quietly gawk at him, but ultimately, I'd do all my screaming and squealing internally. I hated those girls who thought that just because a guy is famous that gives them the right to attack him, and it always seemed like the worse ones were the little tween girls and their moms. Seriously, one, is too young to know what to do with it if they had it and the other is… just too old. No one wants to see their old saggy tits and worn out cooters, so they should just keep it wrapped up securely in their mom jeans and stop thinking that dressing like their daughter is going to catch his eye.

All in all, I don't want you to think that my going to London was some delusional attempt to try and get Edward Cullen. Sure it may have crossed my mind that he might be there around the same time as me, but really I just have always wanted to travel to London. I had always said if there's a place for me to stay then I'd go anywhere, and now that I knew Rose, I had a place to stay, so off I went.

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A/N: I hope you enjoyed. Next chapter should be in about a week. It is finished but I'm trying to discipline myself and I want the next one finished before chapter 1 officially goes up, this was the prologue. So please I'd love to hear your thoughts.

** UPDATE ** For those of you who have read the original prologue, I have decided to make some changes. As you can see I've moved things about a bit. The original prologue still does occur at a later date in the story but after much discussion and freaking out I've decided this works a bit better then the original did. For anyone interested in finding out why or if you have any questions please PM me.

xoxo

MyEdiction