WWE Silly Style 2

A/N: If any of you remember the first epic of insanity WWE Silly Style, well…I'm revisiting my crack!fic side. Various superstars, legends, and TNA ppl. May be slash may not, lots of randomness, and silliness. Some chapters may be in chapter form while others may be in chat or other forms whatever my mind and muses come up with. I'm dedicating the craziness to my ladies you know who you are :-)

Chatroom WWW

Jerichottie: What's w/ the WWW

Flairgasm: Wooooooooooooooo!

AllieCat_AJ: *facepalm*

Jerichottie: ?

RowdyShoutyPiper: WWW is what McMahon is gonna call our new rasslin brand

Jerichottie: What are you doing here old man Piper? *pokes*

Flairgasm: Pipes! *pounces*

RowdyShoutyPiper: I signed a contract Jericho that's why

AllieCat_AJ: What does the WWW stand for?

Jerichottie: World Wide Web you stupid tapeworm

AllieCat_AJ: -________-

Flairgasm: World Wide WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AllieCat_AJ: *facepalm*

RowdyShoutyPiper: No it stands for World Wide Wrestling cause WWE and TNA has merged

AllieCat_AJ: That's stupid

RowdyShoutyPiper: That's McMahon for ya

Flairgasm: *snerk* WOoOoOoOOOOOooooooOoOoooooOooOoo

AllieCat_AJ: Rod you better go get the alchy away from Ric I think he's had enough

Flairgasm: Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*RowdyShoutyPiper has left chat*

Jerichottie: Brillant Styles you just sent one old drunk after the other and now you're gonna have two old drunks

*RobertisRude has entered chat*

*StormWarning has entered chat*

AllieCat_AJ: Now we have two more drunks…this is not AA

RobertisRude: AA is for quitters!!!

StormWarning: *makes cross w/fingers* BLASPHEME *guzzles beer*

*Jerichottie has left chat*

AllieCat_AJ: *shifty eyes* Maybe I should go check on Ric

RobertisRude: D'aw AJ you can stay and play with us

RobertisRude: Right James?

StormWarning: *burp* Huh?

*EricsABitchOff has entered the chat*

AllieCat_AJ: O.O EB is that you?

RobertisRude: Bwahahahaha *pokes Jarrett*

EricsABitchOff: -_______-

EricsABitchOff: No AJ it's me Jeff I just wanted to see if you still wanna go out tonight

AllieCat_AJ: Oh yeah I almost forgot

RobertisRude: Ooh whats this a date?

AllieCat_AJ: O.O NO

EricsABitchOff: Um…no. Just two guys platonically hanging out…can't men just be friends anymore?

RobertisRude: Well sure they can but whats the fun in that? Right James?

StormWarning: *tosses Robert a beer* Right JJ *leers at*

EricsABitchOff: *blush* Come on guys stop it with the insinuations and leering

RobertisRude: Yeah and you and lil AJ are gonna get it on *swivels hips* AJJJ

StormWarning: JJJJJJJJ…A…J.

RobertisRude: ~.o Stormy I think you been hittin something stronger than the beer

StormWarning: Money!!!!

AllieCat_AJ: *eyeroll*

RobertisRude: Listen JJ looks like Allie over there is too shy to show you a real good time but I reckon Stormy and I ain't so bashful. Why don't you toss that little snotball to the gutter and hang with some real men

AllieCat_AJ: Hey I'm a real man I've got the same equipment as you!

StormWarning: Let's see

AllieCat_AJ: N-no *blushes* No. NO.

StormWarning: What's wrong AJ ain't as phenomenal as you claim to be? *lmao*

RobertisRude: *snerk* Good one *highfives James*

RoberisRude: Listen JJ we're gonna get your pretty ass one way or the other

AllieCat_AJ: You can't have him he's my date :-(

StormWarning: HAHAHAHA

AllieCat_AJ: Ugh I hate you guys. HATE.

EricsABitchOff: I'm no ones date! *fumes* You know what, I'm done.

*EricsABitchOff has left chat*

RobertisRude: Aw go on James and go get JJ from his room so we can have some real fun

StormWarning: K

*StormWarning has left chat*

AllieCat_AJ: But what about me! You idiots have ruined my evening *stomps foot and pouts*

RobertisRude: What were you gonna try to get lucky? Little innocent AJ wanted some JJ action?

AllieCat_AJ: Uh…maybe. *hides*

RobertisRude: Huh. Well, JJ's ours now. Sorry bout your damn fuck.

*RobertisRude has left chat*

AllieCat_AJ: -______________-

*AllieCat_AJ has left chat*