Here's a little biography for ya!
This series of stories is just about the misadventures me, Link and Kafei have. I had a lotta funwriting these bios so please R&R okay (and I don't mean "rest and relax")! There might not be an actual story JUST YET but until then, take this time to familiarize yourself with these characters, okay?
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Miss Cheex
Name:
Her real name is (car passes by) but because of her fat cheeks (on her face) she's known as "Miss Cheex" or Mz/Chx for short.
Age: 17 going on 18
Zodiac Sign: Cancer the Crab
Eye Color: Depends on which contacts are in her eyes.
Hair Color: Jet-Black but currently sky-blue with cerulean highlights.
Occupation:
full-time journalist for Fanfiction-Dot-Net, partime waitress at the Extended Milk Bar Latte and independent fashion designer (in her spare time).
Personality:
Somewhat immature, obsessive, comically sarcastic, easily agitated, revengeful, slowly to forgive, annoying, & loud BUT yet, a kind, compassionate, understanding and suprisingly sensitive person.
Likes:
Getting tipsy from Chateau Romani (the liquor milk), Kafei, Link (a little), her job (most of the time), Shonen Jump/Shojo/Tokyo Pop Manga, video games, and Jazz.
Dislikes:
Link (a lot), her reporter-job (most of the time), her Friday Milk Bar uniform, bad hair days, little kids (with the exception of Kafei and Link), Kafei's ditzy sister.
Hobbies:
Drawing, getting drunk off Chateau, collecting milk bottles for her chateau, costume designing and other teen shtuff.
Weaknesses:
Puppies , bargains.
Goals:
Raise enough money to go to college.
Relationships:
Self-proclaimed best-friend of Joanna "Perfect" Dark, ex-girlfriend of Link and current suitor of Kafei, also the sworn enemy of Zelda for personal reasons.
Wants in a guy:
Great sense of humor, honesty, compassion, a muscular body.
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Kafei
Name:
Kafei Doutor (kuh-fay do-tour is how I say it)
Age: Once 24, now 13
Zodiac Sign: u/k (unknown)
Eye Color: Crimson Red
Hair Color: Indigo (some people say purple, while others say blue so let's call it indigo)
Occupation:
Know-it-all, hair-care creator, Clock Town, Termina resident.
Personality:
Very mature 90% of the time and extremely childish during the other 10%. Holds his liquor very well. Respectful, secretive, understanding.
Likes:
Caring for his hair, dodgeball, capture the flag, the archery game, the occassional night out (every Saturday), Mz/Chx when she's very, VERY drunk, practical jokes.
Dislikes:
Mz/Chx when she's not drunk enough. Hair weaves/extensions, colored contacts, that one outfit Mz/Chx's wears that's similar to his, followers, disrespect to others and themselves, gag t-shirts, losing, Anju, whores.
Hobbies:
Concocting shampoo and all that jazz. Traveling, the ocarina (hey, Link ain't the only one who can play!)
Weaknesses:
Puppy-dog eyes and lip-quivering.
Goals:
To create the perfect hair dye. To convince Link and Mz/Chx to let him test his hair stuff on them.
Relationships:
Suitee of Mz/Chx and close friend of Link and the Curiosity-Shop man, ex-husband of Anju, son of Mayor Doutor and "Madame" Aroma Doutor, brother of Soda (that girl with the purple hair who runs the Bombchu Bowling Alley and the Treasure Chest Shop)
Wants in a girl:
Compassion, maturity, self-respect, nice hair, short.
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Link
Name:
Link (no last name, like Madonna...or Cher!)
Age: 13 or 18 (when he feels like it)
Zodiac Sign: u/k
Eye Color: Deep blue
Hair Color: Blonde (shiiiiiiny)
Occupation: Hero Of Time and a hero everywhere he goes.
Personality: Perverted (admit it, Link IS a class-a ho!), smart-ass, usually an asshole as an adult, but sweet as a child. Also egotistic and somewhat slow but still, he's TOO cute!
Likes: Girls, Zelda, sex, himself, Mz/Chx (a little) and when she acts really stupid from drinking, Chateau Romani, being in his adult body, Soda.
Dislikes: When Kafei tries to "de-blonde" him, when Mz/Chx tries to bash him all the time (verbally), when people accuse him of being "dumb". The fact that he still can't get whatever he wants even though he's a lengendary hero, his Deku form, having to travel all the way to Hyrule to become an adult (which is why he usually stays a child).
Hobbies: Saving the world, abusing the powers of his mystical masks.
Weaknesses: Eye-batting, green-eyes, the Song Of Healing (it makes him feel all FUZZY inside, awwww).
Goals: To womanize Mz/Chx into loving him again, to eventually "settle down".
Relationships: ex-boyfriend of Ruto, Saria, Marron (Malon) and them, current boyfriend of Zelda, ex-boyfriend of Mz/Chx, sworn enemy of Mido (is it mee-doe or my-doe?)
Wants in a girl: Loyalty, nice body, and brains.
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Well, that's it for the biographies! Damn...my fingers hurt. Owie.
This series of stories is just about the misadventures me, Link and Kafei have. I had a lotta funwriting these bios so please R&R okay (and I don't mean "rest and relax")! There might not be an actual story JUST YET but until then, take this time to familiarize yourself with these characters, okay?
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Miss Cheex
Name:
Her real name is (car passes by) but because of her fat cheeks (on her face) she's known as "Miss Cheex" or Mz/Chx for short.
Age: 17 going on 18
Zodiac Sign: Cancer the Crab
Eye Color: Depends on which contacts are in her eyes.
Hair Color: Jet-Black but currently sky-blue with cerulean highlights.
Occupation:
full-time journalist for Fanfiction-Dot-Net, partime waitress at the Extended Milk Bar Latte and independent fashion designer (in her spare time).
Personality:
Somewhat immature, obsessive, comically sarcastic, easily agitated, revengeful, slowly to forgive, annoying, & loud BUT yet, a kind, compassionate, understanding and suprisingly sensitive person.
Likes:
Getting tipsy from Chateau Romani (the liquor milk), Kafei, Link (a little), her job (most of the time), Shonen Jump/Shojo/Tokyo Pop Manga, video games, and Jazz.
Dislikes:
Link (a lot), her reporter-job (most of the time), her Friday Milk Bar uniform, bad hair days, little kids (with the exception of Kafei and Link), Kafei's ditzy sister.
Hobbies:
Drawing, getting drunk off Chateau, collecting milk bottles for her chateau, costume designing and other teen shtuff.
Weaknesses:
Puppies , bargains.
Goals:
Raise enough money to go to college.
Relationships:
Self-proclaimed best-friend of Joanna "Perfect" Dark, ex-girlfriend of Link and current suitor of Kafei, also the sworn enemy of Zelda for personal reasons.
Wants in a guy:
Great sense of humor, honesty, compassion, a muscular body.
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Kafei
Name:
Kafei Doutor (kuh-fay do-tour is how I say it)
Age: Once 24, now 13
Zodiac Sign: u/k (unknown)
Eye Color: Crimson Red
Hair Color: Indigo (some people say purple, while others say blue so let's call it indigo)
Occupation:
Know-it-all, hair-care creator, Clock Town, Termina resident.
Personality:
Very mature 90% of the time and extremely childish during the other 10%. Holds his liquor very well. Respectful, secretive, understanding.
Likes:
Caring for his hair, dodgeball, capture the flag, the archery game, the occassional night out (every Saturday), Mz/Chx when she's very, VERY drunk, practical jokes.
Dislikes:
Mz/Chx when she's not drunk enough. Hair weaves/extensions, colored contacts, that one outfit Mz/Chx's wears that's similar to his, followers, disrespect to others and themselves, gag t-shirts, losing, Anju, whores.
Hobbies:
Concocting shampoo and all that jazz. Traveling, the ocarina (hey, Link ain't the only one who can play!)
Weaknesses:
Puppy-dog eyes and lip-quivering.
Goals:
To create the perfect hair dye. To convince Link and Mz/Chx to let him test his hair stuff on them.
Relationships:
Suitee of Mz/Chx and close friend of Link and the Curiosity-Shop man, ex-husband of Anju, son of Mayor Doutor and "Madame" Aroma Doutor, brother of Soda (that girl with the purple hair who runs the Bombchu Bowling Alley and the Treasure Chest Shop)
Wants in a girl:
Compassion, maturity, self-respect, nice hair, short.
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Link
Name:
Link (no last name, like Madonna...or Cher!)
Age: 13 or 18 (when he feels like it)
Zodiac Sign: u/k
Eye Color: Deep blue
Hair Color: Blonde (shiiiiiiny)
Occupation: Hero Of Time and a hero everywhere he goes.
Personality: Perverted (admit it, Link IS a class-a ho!), smart-ass, usually an asshole as an adult, but sweet as a child. Also egotistic and somewhat slow but still, he's TOO cute!
Likes: Girls, Zelda, sex, himself, Mz/Chx (a little) and when she acts really stupid from drinking, Chateau Romani, being in his adult body, Soda.
Dislikes: When Kafei tries to "de-blonde" him, when Mz/Chx tries to bash him all the time (verbally), when people accuse him of being "dumb". The fact that he still can't get whatever he wants even though he's a lengendary hero, his Deku form, having to travel all the way to Hyrule to become an adult (which is why he usually stays a child).
Hobbies: Saving the world, abusing the powers of his mystical masks.
Weaknesses: Eye-batting, green-eyes, the Song Of Healing (it makes him feel all FUZZY inside, awwww).
Goals: To womanize Mz/Chx into loving him again, to eventually "settle down".
Relationships: ex-boyfriend of Ruto, Saria, Marron (Malon) and them, current boyfriend of Zelda, ex-boyfriend of Mz/Chx, sworn enemy of Mido (is it mee-doe or my-doe?)
Wants in a girl: Loyalty, nice body, and brains.
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Well, that's it for the biographies! Damn...my fingers hurt. Owie.