Summary: This is a new version of Minerva and the Yakko 2: Wakko's Journey. It's supposed to be a lot better. Also, Dot and Wakko, no relation. Wakko is Yakko's son.
All Characters: To this small little not to big little cozy. Nice little quaint little always kindly. O' California TOwn, wlecome. If you spew at the place and coughing and wheezing. Fret not a bit it is always queezy. O' California Town, welcome...welcome. At our family picnic, July 4th picnic, Independence Day!
Yakko & Wakko: Whether next door kid we do a favor. Hopefully, we'll pull our labor and give this town a new face. And when we're done, you'll never know the place.
All Characters: At our family picnic, July 4th picnic, Independence Day! There's a feeling in the air, Warners running everywhere. As everyone prepares for that horribly wonderful...think. Some spirits are so high, seems like something in the skies. As we pray the hour by; to that little wonderfully, wonderful, wonderful, day!!!
Vita & Kita (RIta's long-lost sisters): We can't ever wait to bathe or make-up. But, we think Christmas is the best!
Minerva: With Otto and with H.U.B.B.A, we'll make this home of which we'll never know.
Yakko: Why, that doesn't make any sense nice dear.
Minerva: It's a small little not too...
Vita & Kita: Down right homey...
All 3: Warm little savages!
All Characters: Always stunning, O' California Town!!! It's a small little not too big little cozy nice little quaint little always kindly. O' California Town!!!! Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome!!!
G.O.A: Ok, this chapters will get longer. I promise. This is just an opening introduction song.