Clef Captured This is a yuyu hakusho/rayearth crossover. The title tells it all. There will be flirting, stupid rescue ideas, and lots of sugar and coffee. Hilarity will ensue. I hope. So let's begin the chaos, shall we? Let me begin by whining about the fact that I don't own yuyu of rayearth, or any of the characters. I just make a mockery of them...
Chapter one: The Asylum
Umi:;humming happilyClef's visiting today;begins cleaning the house
Fuu: um, Umi, he won't be here for hours.
Hikaru: yeah. And everyone is coming, not just Clef.
Umi: shows up with fresh baked cookies and cakes Clef is visiting. Huge smile
Fuu: to Hikaru she's got the worst one-track mind I've ever seen.
Hikaru: oblivious, munching on cookies
In Cephiro: Clef: walking down the street, having just arrived Hm. I wonder why everyone's staring at me. Turns to a woman you really should be more respectful to your elders.
Womanruns screaming down the street
Clef: well that was rude.
Small Boy: Hey, why're you wearing a dress? Is that a horn on your head? Why are your eyes so funny etc. etc. white van pulls up, too-king official looking me in white coats get out of the van
Man 1: Would you please come with us?Smiles creepily
Man 2 Just jump into the van pleasealso smiles creepily
Man 3: picks Clef up and throws him into the van. All drive off Meanwhile....
Umi: Where is he? Turns to Hikaru and Fuu where is he? Begins to look impatient
Fuu and Hikaru: look worried Meanwhile Again....
Man 1: here we are. Now please sit and the doctor will see you shortly.
Clef: what doctor?
Doctor: Why, me of course. How are you feeling today?
Clef: warily fine.
Doctor. No urges to kill anyone or try to fly lately?
Clef: No...
Doctor: Very good. Now may I please have your name and any titles you hold?
Clef: Guru Clef. Why?
Doctor: making notes on a clipboard you'll see. Now, how old are you?
Clef: 745 years.
Doctor: you've aged well.
Clef: that's what the Magic Knights said. I'm going to visit them now.
Doctor:eyebrows raised slightly I think not, Clef.Turns to man 3 take his staff from him and then proceed to manhandle him roughly into a cell.
Clef: Huh? OO What? Why?
Doctor: Too many questions. You are obviously insane. Breaks into evil laughter, cue lightning, evil, scary music bwahahahacuts off as he starts to cough violently you are now my patient!
There you go. Hopefully a new chapter soon.REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter one: The Asylum
Umi:;humming happilyClef's visiting today;begins cleaning the house
Fuu: um, Umi, he won't be here for hours.
Hikaru: yeah. And everyone is coming, not just Clef.
Umi: shows up with fresh baked cookies and cakes Clef is visiting. Huge smile
Fuu: to Hikaru she's got the worst one-track mind I've ever seen.
Hikaru: oblivious, munching on cookies
In Cephiro: Clef: walking down the street, having just arrived Hm. I wonder why everyone's staring at me. Turns to a woman you really should be more respectful to your elders.
Womanruns screaming down the street
Clef: well that was rude.
Small Boy: Hey, why're you wearing a dress? Is that a horn on your head? Why are your eyes so funny etc. etc. white van pulls up, too-king official looking me in white coats get out of the van
Man 1: Would you please come with us?Smiles creepily
Man 2 Just jump into the van pleasealso smiles creepily
Man 3: picks Clef up and throws him into the van. All drive off Meanwhile....
Umi: Where is he? Turns to Hikaru and Fuu where is he? Begins to look impatient
Fuu and Hikaru: look worried Meanwhile Again....
Man 1: here we are. Now please sit and the doctor will see you shortly.
Clef: what doctor?
Doctor: Why, me of course. How are you feeling today?
Clef: warily fine.
Doctor. No urges to kill anyone or try to fly lately?
Clef: No...
Doctor: Very good. Now may I please have your name and any titles you hold?
Clef: Guru Clef. Why?
Doctor: making notes on a clipboard you'll see. Now, how old are you?
Clef: 745 years.
Doctor: you've aged well.
Clef: that's what the Magic Knights said. I'm going to visit them now.
Doctor:eyebrows raised slightly I think not, Clef.Turns to man 3 take his staff from him and then proceed to manhandle him roughly into a cell.
Clef: Huh? OO What? Why?
Doctor: Too many questions. You are obviously insane. Breaks into evil laughter, cue lightning, evil, scary music bwahahahacuts off as he starts to cough violently you are now my patient!
There you go. Hopefully a new chapter soon.REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!