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1991
Ben Stone watched in horror as he realized what Jack McCoy had done.
Jack's already-cramped office at One Hogan Place was filled with women. Usually Ben was slightly envious of Jack's way with females, but this was downright creepy. He'd thought that Jack had called him to his office regarding a case that was being handed over.
All of the women were stunningly beautiful, wearing figure-hugging business suits and carrying briefcases. There was an array of blondes, brunettes, and redheads. They all smiled sweetly, chanting in unison:
You are a brilliant attorney, Jack. You deserve to make EADA, Jack. I don't question your judgment, Jack. Give me even more work to do, Jack. Let's have sex, Jack.
"Sure you don't want one, Ben?" Jack said, a huge grin on his face.
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