A/N: Ik that I should be focusing on my other story, but I could NOT resist a Glee Facebook fic
this will have Klaine (loads of it! :D ), Quam, Finchel, (mentions of) jessie/blaine (mentions of) sam/blaine and hints of wevid (they are SO in the closet in live with each other!) Takes place after "Never Been Kissed" and i plan on writing more for this, i just needed to set up Klaine in this chapter. Hope you like it! READ & REVIEW!
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Blaine Potter
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Kurt Hummel: Potter? Really Blaine? Do you have something against your last name?
Blaine Potter: NO! I just like Harry Potter a lot more than I like my last name
Kurt Hummel: whatever you say Blaine, whatever you say
Blaine Potter: is watching A Very Potter Musical … again. Doesn't the guy that plays Harry look just like me?
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Kurt Hummel: i LOVE AVPM! What are you talking about? He does NOT look like you!
Wes Adams: I gotta go with kurt on both of them. AVPM rocks, and he has an AFRO! He does NOT look like you blaine!
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Kurt Hummel is now friends with David McGlauhin and Wes Adams
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Finn Hudson: Who are these people?
Rachel Berry: Kurt, do they go to Dalton? Your not supposed to befriend the enemy! You were supposed to spying, not socializing!
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Kurt Hummel: relax guys, they are really nice. And, apparently, I'm not a very good spy
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Blaine Potter: Kurt, it helps when you wear the uniform
David McGlauchin: yea, kurt you're a REALLY bad spy
Kurt Hummel: I want to go to Pigfarts!
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Blaine Potter: thats on Mars! :)
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Blaine Potter to Kurt Hummel: Are we still on for dinner later at Breadsticks?
Santana Lopez: ;)
Mercedes Jones: KURT HUMMEL! You have a DATE with BLAINE and you didnt TELL ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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Rachel Berry: you know kurt, you really shouldn't be dating the enemy. Look at what happen with jesse.
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Jesse St. James: Hey! Rachel, you know that I'm sorry!
Kurt Hummel: calm down 'cedes. Its NOT a date. Its merely two friends, both gay, how happen to be going out to dinner alone together.
Wes Adams: come on kurt. We all know it's a date. Blaines only been talking about it since you guys decided to go out!
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Blaine Potter: So that means that were still on for later? :D And wes, don't lie! *blushes*
Kurt Hummel: yes blaine, we are, but next time you post that on a SOCIAL NETWORK, we wont be. You can TEXT me next time!
Kurt Hummel: had a great time tonight with Blaine Potter, even though it seemed that ALL OF NEW DIRECTIONS (and, oddly enough a few Warblers) were there! You see Blaine, this is why you DON'T POST YOUR PLANS ON FACEBOOK!
Blaine Potter: I would hit like for that, but I didn't like the part when you yelled at me. I had a great time tonight also Kurt. It was nice to meet all of New Directions, and to see Mercedes again. She really hit it off with Wes and David.
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David McGauchlin: Yeah, Mercedes is pretty cool. We should hang with her more!
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Blaine Potter, Wes Adams, and David McGlauchlin are now friends with Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson and 4 others
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Kurt Hummel: Yeah! My new friends are friends with New Directions!
Wes Potter: Hey Finn, you seem pretty cool. Wanna have a Warblers/New Directions COD game?
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Finn Hudson: Sure! When do you guys wanna play us?
Kurt Hummel: Blaaiinnee! Not you too! PLEASE tell me you don't take part in their COD games!
Blaine Potter: Sorry Kurt, I dont want to lie to you
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Kurt Hummel to Sam Evans: Not that I have anything against you for it, but why didn't you join the rest of ND in your mission to spy on Blaine and I?
Sam Evans: I wasn't feeling to good. How did it go. Did you flip when you saw them?
Kurt Hummel: Yes Sam, what did you expect me to do? I'm glad that you are feeling better
Sam Evans: Thanks Kurt
Finn Hudson: Congrats Mom and Burt on the wedding! New Directions did great! Welcome Kurt Hummel to the Hudson Family! Go FURT!
( Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson and 10 others like this)
Kurt Hummel: Same goes for you Finn. Welcome to the Hummel Family! :)
Blaine Potter: Congrats guys! I'm sorry I couldn't make it Kurt. Can I see pictures?
Noah Puckerman: Congrats
Mercedes Jones posted and album: The Hummel-Hudson wedding
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Blaine Potter: You guys looked you had a great time! That was so sweet Finn
Tina Cheon-Chang: You guys were so cute during your Furt dance!
Santana Lopez: That was pretty sweet
Brittany Peirce: Kurt, you were so cute dancing with finn! I love my dolphin!
Kurt Hummel: I love you too, Britt
Brittany Peirce: Yay! my dolphin!
Kurt Hummel changed his school to Dalton Academy
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Finn Hudson: DISLIKE! Why wasnt i told of this sooner?
Rachel Berry: Kurt, although we do not get along very well, because of our competitive sides, I must say that I well miss you at McKinley, and that our team will face at great loss without you.
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Kurt Hummel: Wow, thanks Rachel. That may be the nicest thing that you have said to me. Ever.
Artie Abrams: Kurt, what will we do without you? We all ready miss you!
Brittany Peirce: Dont leave Kurt! I need you as my dolphin! you cant leave us!
Kurt Hummel: I don't want to guys, but I have no choice!
Blaine Potter: I hate to butt in, but I just want to let you all know that we will take very good care of Kurt at Dalton
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Mercedes Jones: Kurt! we need you! im going to miss you so much! :'( please don't leave! Blaine, you better take care of my boy!
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Kurt Hummel: It is ON! You guys better be prepared for sectionals New Directions! The Warblers are going to WIN!
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Mercedes Jones: Boy, we will BEAT YOU! the warbles don't stand a chance! GO NEW DIRECTIONS!
Blaine Potter: Mercedes, now that we have Kurt on our side, YOU will lose. We were pretty great before, but kurt and his AMAZING voice make us so much better, and even harder to beat!
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Kurt Hummel: Oh, Mercedes, 'cedes 'cedes 'cedes, you really should NEVER underestimate the enemy! Didn't we learn that last year with *shudder* Vocal Adrenaline? By the way, I miss you all tons! Even you Puck and Santana!
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Kurt Hummel: JESSE ST. JAMES GO AWAY YOU CREEPY STALKER! WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!
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Jesse St. James: What will it take for you all to accept my apology?
Blaine Potter: Jesse? St. James? That went to Carmel High School and now goes to Northern Central College? That was the lead singer for Vocal Adrenaline?
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Jesse St. James: Oh why yes Blaine, it is I, the person that you listed above. I'm impressed you remembered my college.
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Kurt Hummel: Blaine, why do you know what college New Directions ex-(but still not fully ex) nemesis goes to? Hmm? Why Blaine?
Blaine Potter: What are you talking about Kurt? ex-nemesis? Jesse is a great guy that should never be ANYONES ex-nemesis?
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Kurt Hummel: BLAINE! You still haven't answered my question, and for that I will not answer yours!
Jesse St. James: BLAINE! DO NOT TELL HIM!
Rachel Berry: Kurt, I told you spending time with Blaine was a bad idea! Even though you are my worthy competition now, I still agree, because Jesse is a huge jerk, and you deserve to know how your boyfriend knows him.
Jesse St. James: I resent that Rachel, the jerk part. Kurt, Blaine, boyfriend? *raises eyebrows* Why didn't you tell me? :(
Kurt Hummel: Why in the world would I tell you I have a boyfriend? I CAN'T STAND YOU! And besides, Blaine IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
Blaine Potter: Yeah! We are not dating! *blushes*
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Kurt Hummel: Blaine, is there something that you would like to tell me?
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Blaine Potter: Not over facebook, as we learned the hard way Kurt, NEVER, EVER, put your social life on facebook, while when you want things to be private.
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Kurt Hummel: Meet me in my dorm after classes so we can talk, NO! WES AND DAVID YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO COME! JARED I AM KICKING YOU OUT OF OUR ROOM TEMPORARILY! And Wes, David, since it seems that Blaine doesn't want to answer me, how does he know Jesse?
Jared Redskin: Okay with me Kurt, but I need to come back in sometime, so please dont let your "talk" take to long.
Jesse St. James: See, i'm not the only one that thinks your dating! And DO NOT TELL HIM! I WILL GO TO DALTON AND HURT YOU!
Wes Adams: You know Jesse, you've never been one to follow through on your threats. Kurt, we ALL know Jesse because before he went to Carmel High and sang for Vocal Adrenaline, he went to Dalton and sang for The Warblers.
David McGauchlin: and Kurt, before you go, "oh, thats not so bad" let it be known that there is more, but we should let Blaine tell you, in person. You can add that to your "talk" later. "Hey Blaine, do you LIKE me?" "Yeah Kurt, i love you." "Yay! I love you too!" "Will you go out with me?" "Sure! By the way, what else is there to know about jesse going to Dalton?" "Oh, just that _ _ _ _" "Oh, lets make out!" "sure!"
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Finn Hudson: Im confused. I thought that blaine WASNT dating kurt.
Wes Adams: Oh, Finn, finn, finn, finn. They're not dating. But, what else is new? You confused? such a shock! and i've only hung with you once!
Finn Hudson: But you just said they are!
Kurt Hummel and Blaine Potter are in a relationship
(Jesse St. James, Mercedes Jones, Wes Adams, Quinn Fabray, David McGauchlin and 113 others like this)
Jesse St. James: I KNEW IT! . . . congrats
Kurt Hummel: GO AWAY ST. JAMES! YOU ARE STILL NOT WANTED HERE!
Blaine Potter: Come on babe, he's not as bad as you think
David McGauchlin: ABOUT TIME! you've only been fawning over each other for FOREVER!
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Finn Hudson: Wait, are you going out? I'm still confused
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Kurt Hummel: Yes Finn, we are dating. And Blaine, sweetie, tell me whats going on with you and Jesse!
Blaine Potter: Fine, but come over.
Mercedes Jones: YAY! YAY!
Burt Hummel-Hudson: Blaine, take care of him
Finn Hudson: Yeah, you hurt him and I hurt you
Kurt Hummel: Guys, please relax. FINN HUDSON! WHY ON EARTH DID YOU TEACH MY DAD HOW TO USE FACEBOOK?
Finn Hudson: He asked
Kurt Hummel: For that I shall teach your mom.
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Finn Hudson: NOOOOOO!
A/N: Hope you all liked it! PLEASE REVIEW! If you have any good ideas for the story, let me know and i'll see to trying to put them in!
Reviews make me smile! :) (even the ones that go "nice story. update")