Chapter One: Coconuts, Hot dogs, and Transexuals

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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Don't Sue!!!!!

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Ginny, and Dean Thomas are in a compartment
on the Hogwarts Express. Dean and Ginny are making out.

Ron: Would you two stop please??

Ginny: That's ok.

Ron: (mutters) I think I liked Michael Corner better.

Dean: What was that? (loudly)

Ron: O nothing....(twiddles fingers)

Dean shrugs and he and Ginny continue making out.

Harry: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts....doodleedoo....

Ginny: Well you must have trouble lugging those around all day.

Hermione: But Harry! You're a guy!!!!

Harry: I am??

Hemione: Oh never mind.

A really hot girl enters the compartment.

Author: Not that I think she's hot. I'm not gay!!!!

Ron cat calls. Dean is gaping.

Ron: Oh Baby! Hot dog!!

Harry: Hot dog?!? Hot dog?!? Where??? WHERE??

Everyone ignores him.

Ron: Are you uh...(straightens his hair) Are you the new chick?

Hot Chick: No! You guys its me! Malfoy!

Everyone gapes. Then they start laughing.

Neville: You really had us there for a minute!

Harry: Where's a hot dog??? (mutters to himself) I cant believe I forgot the Catsup!

Author: Don't you hate it when people say "catsup" instead of "ketchup"?

Ron: Who are you really??

Hot Chick: Im serious! It's me Malfoy! I got a sex change. I always knew Iwas really a girl at heart. I didn't belong a male! But Father was always
so harsh about me being gay.

Starts sobbing uncontrollably.

Malfoy: He never understood!!!!

Ron (shaking his head): Are you taking the mickey?

Hermione: What the heck does that mean??

Ron: I don't know it just sounds cool.

Hermione shrugs.

Malfoy: But the thing is, Pansy is pregnant. And now with my sex change, I

don't think I can support the baby!

Ginny: Pregnant? I throw Skittles at pregnant women!!!!

Harry: WHERE'S MY HOT DOG?!?!?

All: SHUT UP!!!!

Harry starts crying but gets over it.

To be continued...DOTS!!!!