Chapter 1: What if~
I woke up in a dark room. When I awoke, A robotic noise said "Good morning! you've been in suspension for..."
"I don't wanna know..." I thought to myself as it started to say the same number over and over again. that number was "nine". I never wanted to hear that number used ever again.
After it's annoying noise just... broke, I heard knocks at the door. then a voice.
"Hello? Anyone in there?" It said.
"can my day get any worse?" I thought, getting up to get the door. Before I went to open it, I looked at what I was wearing.
"I actually slept in this?" I thought to myself, looking at my white tank top that said "Aperture" on it, then at my pink jacket and pants.
Anyhow, the guy on the other end of the door was clearly much too impatient to let me see myself, and said "are you going to open this door? it's quite urgent actually!" I turned the door knob and opened the door, thinking to myself "can't this guy just open the door himself?"
You'll probably think I'm crazy for saying this, but when I opened the door, I saw a cute guy. A cute guy, and I couldn't even talk out loud yet.
"Oh my god... you look terrib-" he started to say, his face shocked, eyes widened, and just walked on in. "um... good. Looking good actually..." He finished. As if the word "terrible" never accrued to me, I cheered in my head. "I'm lookin' good! I'm not ugly! woo~"
I cleared my thought, and attempted to ask a question. And strangely I wasn't able to. He was babbling on about how I might have some minor case of serious brain Damage.
That doesn't work.
Minor and serious are practically opposites. you can't say someone has a minor case of serious brain damage. But he did, and that's another thing I liked about this guy.