Ok,this is my interpretation of what the first series of Warriors books movie would be like.There's probably gonna be 2 or 3,each 1 based off a Warriors series.This is the filming of everything in the movie.Some lines might not b accurate cuz i don't have the books.I just check them out from the library.Enjoy!And please don't flame!
Disclaimer:I don't own the Warriors books,Erin Hunter does.Literally,I don't even have the books.
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Jorden:OK PLACES EVERYONE WE NEED TO START FILMING THE COMMERCIAL!
Graypaw:Why?We haven't even started the dang movie!
Jorden:-listening to music-LISTEN UP!MY HEART WILL!OPEN UP AND SPLASH ABOUT!
Bluestar:OMG who the hell is that singing?!
Jorden:-shuts off music-Me.Your director.
-everyone just sits there,staring.-
Lionheart:That...was...you?
Jorden:Yes...
Everyone:THAT WAS AWESOME! -everyone claps-
Jorden:Thank you!Thank you!Now back to the movie please?
Everyone:Ok!
Jorden:PLACES PEOPLE!Err...cats.And...ACTION!
Smudge:You're not going into the woods are you Rusty?
Rusty:Just for a look.
Smudge:But it's dangerous out there!I heard there's wild cats that eat rabbits for breakfast and sharpen their claws on the bones!
Announcer Guy:Rusty is just an ordinary kittypet,who longs to find what's on the other side of the fence. -Rusty jumps on fence- But when he gets what he wants,it's not what he expected.
-Rusty jumps off fence,walks a bit and stalks a mouse and it runs away,and is bowled over by Graypaw and they start fighting-
Graypaw:You fought well for a kittypet!
Jorden:OK CUT!
Graypaw:Why?!
Jorden:'Cause we're changin' scenes stupid! -glares at Graypaw- You're starting to get on my nerves.
Graypaw:-mumbling- Fine.
Jorden:OK EVERYONE PLACES! –everyone gets in position-AND...ACTION!
Bluestar:Rusty,would you like to join ThunderClan?
Jorden:CUT!
Lionheart:What now?!It was right before my line!
Jorden:I need to hire a new Firepaw.No wait.-thinks of a plan- I just need a "stunt double" for him.We need an auditions sign.Someone please put one outside the studio!
-Tigerclaw and Darkstripe put a HUGE auditions sign outside the studio-
Jorden:Thank you.
Tigerclaw and Darkstripe:-hearts in there eyes-Your welcome...-they go into dreamland-
Jorden:Um hello guys wake up!-waves hand in front of their faces-
T&D:What?Oh,sorry!
Jorden:Ok then...why don't we start the actual movie?
Everyone:Ok!
Jorden:Ok so let's start with Rusty in the house thinking how wonderful it would be to live in the woods.
Firepaw:But there's cats outside waiting to audition to be my stunt double!
Jorden:Oh ya...when then let's start the friggin' auditions!Who's first?
Cats that are auditioning:ME!!
Jorden:Hmm let's start with...you.-points at cat with weird comb over and sunglasses-
Sandpaw:Oh boy this should be interesting.
Auditioning cat #1:I'm gonna rap!
Firepaw:Oh jeez it's gonna be some lamo rapper that's my stunt double he IS NOT gonna be it i'll tell u that right now.
Auditioning cat #1:Here I go!-does cheesy rap from Hannah Montana-
Jorden:What...the...hell was that?!
Auditioning cat #1:My rap!
Jorden:You like stole that cheesy friggin' rap from Hannah Montana.Now what's your name again?Cause u definitely don't look anything like Firepaw.
Auditioning cat #1:Bra- i mean...uhh...
Jorden:IT'S YOU!YOU LITTLE SNEAK BRAMBLECLAW!GET OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW DON'T MAKE ME USE MY TORTURE STICK!
Brambleclaw:NOOO!!NOT THE TORTURE STICK!!-runs away-
Firepaw:Well that worked.
Jorden:Yes it did so ok WHO'S NEXT!?
-cats audition for several hours-
Ravenpaw:Finally the last one.
Jorden:THANK GOD!!
Last auditioning cat:Hello i'll be your stunt double.
Jorden:YOU'RE HIRED!
Firepaw:Hey I know you!You're the copy of that other Firepaw!
Firepaw #2:So does it matter?
Firepaw:Yes because YOU'RE GONNA GET ME FIRED YOU STUPID ITDIOTIC FURBALL!!
Graypaw:Wow I've never seen him so mad!
-the 2 Firepaw's are fighting-
Firepaw:-pretty pink painted nail breaks-OW I BROKE A NAIL!
Firepaw #2:Who cares!?-goes back to fighting-
Jorden:OK STOP!!
Graypaw:-has popcorn bag in paws-Aww I just got popcorn it was getting to the good part!
Jorden:-ignores Graypaw-Ok Firepaw you're fired!Firepaw number 2 you're hired as full-time Firepaw!
Firepaw #2:YAY!
Firepaw:I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN!!IT WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG!!I SWEAR I WILL GET REVENGE!
Jorden:Right...good luck with that.Ok so BACK TO THE MOVIE PEOPLE!!-cats stare at her-I MEANT CATS!!-cats get in position-God everyone's a freakin' critic.AND...ACTION!
New Firepaw:And...CUT!
Jorden:WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG NOW!?
New Firepaw:Nothing.I need to groom.
Jorden:OH MY FREAKIN' GOD WE NEED TO ACTUALLY START THE MOVIE YOU KNOW!
New Firepaw:But I need to look good.Not that I already don't.-takes out mirror and smiles at himself and Sandpaw faints and cats agree with him-
Jorden:Oh my god...someone tell me what time is it?
Bluetar:Noon
Jorden:WHAT!?WE'VE BEEN WORKING 15 STRAIGHT HOURS AND NOTHING'S DONE BECAUSE OFGRAYPAW!?
Graypaw:HEY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Jorden:EXACTLY!IT'S THE NEW FIREPAW'S FAULT TOO!
New Firepaw:What did I do!?
Jorden:NOTHING!THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID!WE'RE WASTING VALUABLE TIME HERE!!LET'S CHASE THEM!-all cats agree except Sandpaw-
Sandpaw:NO DON'T CHASE MY BELOVED FIREPAW!
Firepaw:Thank you Sandpaw!
Jorden:EVERYONE GOT YOUR TORTURE STICKS!?
Everyone:CHECK!
Jorden:THEN LET'S GO!!
-everyone chases Graypaw and the new Firepaw around the state 20 times and Graypaw and the new Firepaw collapse-
Everyone:YAY!!
Jorden:Ok everyone go to your rooms and SLEEP!!You'll need it for tomorrow.
Dustpaw:Why what's tomorrow?
Jorden:President's Day.
New Firepaw:Oh god a holiday.But what's a president?
Jorden:You'll find out...-grins evilly-
Graypaw:I HAVE A VERY REALLY BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS!!
Jorden:SHUT UP AND GO SLEEP!Goodnight...-grins evilly again as door closes-
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Well hope you Enjoyed!I was inspired by Angel of All Ecos to do this!Mine is a combo of the 1st 6 books instead though!What will happen on President's Day?Will there be more torturing?R&R please!Note:Jorden is me cause that's my name and YES i'm a girl.No questions asked.
Brambleclaw:I have one.
Me:NO!!-takes out torture stick-
Brambleclaw:NOOO!!CURSE YOU AND YOUR TORTURE STICK!!
Me:This is fun!-runs after him-