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A/N Nerwen Aldarion: Ya'll knew it was coming and don't deny it, we had to retaliate somehow. And in this song we go one worse, killing the author of course the funny part is that the author helped us! Yes Kudos to Shanesnest for helping us on this song and giving us a reason to write it. Now get Jan and Kyle together mister!
A/N Tinuviel Undomiel: Well we had to do it. Blaze Got Run Over by a Speeder was such a big hit now it's Galder's turn.
He was on his way home from his laptop
Been two weeks gone, and he'd thought he'd stop
At Web's and have 'em drink 'fore he went home to work
Galder said hello
He said "Hi whats new?" and
He said "Sit down, I got some bad news that's gonna hurt."
He said, "I'm your bad guy, and you know that's right,
But your young fans ain't home tonight
Since you been gone, they've been seeing different shades of red."
He was sad, and mighty depressed
Galder said, "Boy, don't lose your head, cuz to tell you the truth,
I'm pleased with myself"
That's the night that lights went out on the New Hope
That's the night that the author suffered his fate
Well, don't trust that you can mess with these sisters safely
'Cause the J&K twins will come looking for you someday
Well Galder was smug, and left the bar
Walkin' on home, cuz he didn't live far
You see, Galder didn't have any friends, not a single one
he thought that Mara must've left town
So he went home and finally found
The only thing Daddy had left him and that was a gun
He went off to Galder's house
Slippin' through the hallways quiet as a mouse
Came upon some tracks too small for Galder to make
He looked through the viewer on the metal door
And he saw Galder there lyin' on the floor
In a puddle of blood, and he started to shake
Rebellion patrol was making their rounds
So he fired a shot just to flag 'em down
A big-bellied Guard grabbed his gun and said "Why'd you do it?"
Judge said guilty on a make-believe trial
Slapped the Guard on the back with a smile
And said "Supper's waitin' at the caf', and I gotta get to it."
That's the night that lights went out on the New Hope
That's the night that the author suffered his fate
Well, don't trust that you can mess with these sisters safely
'Cause the J&K twins will come looking for you someday
Well they hung Shanesnest before he could say
I hear what you're saying and I'll change my ways
Jan and Kyle forever, no one will come between at all
I'll get rid of Mara; I'll get rid of Galder
It'll be Jan and Kyle for all our tomorrows
See the J&K twins know how to get their way
That's the night that lights went out on the New Hope
That's the night that the author suffered his fate
Well, don't trust that you can mess with these sisters safely
'Cause the J&K twins will come looking for you someday
That's the night that lights went out on the New Hope
That's the night that the author suffered his fate
Well, don't trust that you can mess with these sisters safely
'Cause the J&K twins will come looking for you someday
A/N: So did you like it, will you now join the I Hate Galder Club! Everybody J&K FOREVER!