...
Come on.
What is wrong with this server? Why won't it load?
Fucking...
Ah, here we go...
...
What?! Pay for perks?! No. Goddamn. Thank you. Let me go. Yes. YES.
Good. Let them weep before me and my awesome might.
...
I said, weep before me
...
*sigh*
Where is everyone?! I'm so bored.
Wait, there's someone.
I'm not a noob! Don't you dare call me a noob, bitch!
AAAAH!
NO!
Do... Not shoot me! No!
W-wait... Oh, he fell off a cliff.
What a noob.
Okay... Climb a tree, climb a tree, climb a...
Tree...
...
Fack.
FACK.
FACK! AAAAAH!
I fell!
I'm still falling!
What?!
A cliff? With a tree on it?!
IM-FOCKIN-POSSIBLE!
OH SHI-
...
...
...
No.
Wha...?
I died and got banned?
Oh.
This was hardcore.
Why didn't they tell me?
That's it, I'm getting off. Screw Minecraft, I never really liked it anyways.
*a day later*
Oh boy! Time to play Minecraft! This'll be fun...