Title: The Disturbing Crack!fic
By- Rock'n'Slash
Warnings: VERY DISTURBING MATERIAL!!
Rating- PG-13
Disclaimer- Recognize it, I DO NOT OWN IT!!
Once upon a time, on a beach in Nowhere land, there are two people. Supposed mortal enemies and both really old, everybody is glad that they aren't there. Can you imagine Dumbledore and Voldemort in swimsuits?! YUCK!! But we're getting off topic.
So, on an empty beach there are Voldemort and Dumbledore not killing each other. Why? Because this is a disturbing crack!fic.
Dumblydore is dressed in stunning (bleck!) yellow with hot pink flamingo swimtrunks while Voldie is wearing lime green swimtrunks with coconuts on them (shudder). Then! All of a sudden!
THEY START GOING AT IT!!
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"AHHHHH!!" Snape screams, falling to the ground holding his head.
"HA! HA! Take that you bastard! Don't ever think about mind-raping me again!!" Harry stands up from his seat in the Great Hall and starts laughing his head off.
Morale- Never try Legilimency on a pissed off teenage with a revenge streak.
A/N- What a good morale.