I think you're a warlord
You're the love of my life
But it cuts like a dagger
And I feel that I'm being misled
See I'm a little concerned
For I recently learned of the prison tattoo on your head
And it makes you smile when you hear "Kill em all"
You love the smell of burning barn on a farm
You march in the rain in your leather boots
And you quoted Ares in our fifth anniversary card
I think you're a warlord baby
Are you a warlord?
You might be a warlord baby
You keep extensive scrolls on the Trojan War
And you watch reenactments whenever they're playing
I guess I should have known when you got a new bone
For your puppies named Strife and Discord
You showed up late to our very first date
I said how are you
You said where's the ransom
Call me paranoid, but I'm not overjoyed
When you ask me if I want to shower
I think you're a warlord
Don't be lyin baby
Are you a warlord?
Are you anti-roman baby?
Your every dress is cut up into shreds
You hold a warlord picnic and bash
And it makes me irate when you say I look great
When I have animal blood on my hands
Your social politics says that you should make the Greeks mix
And you call it your only future
And whenever I'm sad you say it's not so bad
To every problem there's only one solution
I think you're a warlord
Give me an answer baby
Are you a warlord?
You drive a fucking chariot baby
You say that love is blind
How could I have guessed?
But than again I met you when you kidnapped me from my home.
I know you're a warlord
And that's why I'm leaving
I know you are a warlord
Sure is my name is
Gabrielle