Homer woke up, tirely.
Homer; [yawn], huh.
When Homer looks around the room it look different.
Homer; hey, what the hell happen to the room?
Homer got out of bed and went down the stair, went outside.
Homer; what the, what the hell happen to the house?
When the car drove by, Marge got the bag of grocery.
Homer; Marge, what is our house not so crappy.
Marge; excuse me, do i know you?
Homer; what? Marge it me. Homer Jay Simpson.
Marge; I don't know you.
Artie Ziff; what wrong me honeybun.
Homer; hey, who this jerk.
Marge; this is my husband, Artie Ziff.
Homer; WHAT!
Marge; we met at high school.
Homer; doh, wait, you're wrong, we got married, had three kids, and a crappy house.
Marge; look I don't know who you are, but if you don't get out, I will call the cop.
Homer; fine, wait where the kids.
Marge; at school.
Homer; doh, I mean good, well bye.
Marge; Who was that man?
Artie Ziff; it okay Margie, come on.
Homer quickly ran to Springfield Elementary School to find Bart and Lisa. When he got there, he accidently bump into Groundskeeper Willie.
Homer; hey watch where your going jerk.
Groundskeeper Willie; oh sorry, here let me help you up.
Homer; thanks.
Groundskeeper Willie; can i get you anything.
Homer; no it okay, I'm just looking for Bart and Lisa.
Groundskeeper Willie; Bart is in Hoover, and Lisa been exspelled.
Homer; Lisa exspelled.
Groundskeeper Willie; yes.
Homer; got it, bye.
Groundskeeper Willie; see ya.
Homer; went inside the school to Miss Hoover class, when he got there, he saw Bart doing his homework.
Homer; hello.
Miss Hoover; hello.
Homer; uh I am looking for Bart SImpson.
Miss Hoover; you mean Bartie Ziff.
Homer; yhea whatever.
Miss Hoover; he's right over there.
Homer; thanks.
Homer; hey boy how school.
Bart; crappy.
Homer; now listen boy, you need to stop getting your sister in trouble understood.
Bart; i didn't get her in trouble, she killed Priniciple Skinner.
Homer; what?
Bart; she killed our priniciple.
Homer; why you little...
Homer is choking Bart. When Miss Hoover see it, she kicks Homer out.
Miss Hoover; and don't you ever come near this school again, jerk.
Homer; [drunkly] you know you got a pretty big ass.
Miss Hoover ingored Homer and closed the door. Homer got up.
Homer; I don't know what going on, Marge married Artie Ziff, Lisa exspelled, Groundskeeper Willie is nice, Bart in Hoover class like a smartass. oh well gotta go to work.
Homer went to the Nuclear Power Plant. He saw Lenny and Carl on the way.
Homer; hey Lenny, Carl, what up?
Carl; do we know you?
Homer; what, it me Homer Simpson.
Lenny; we don't know any Simpson.
Homer; forget it, let go inside.
Mr. Burn; hello employee.
Homer; [scream] Mr. Burn, we are just about to go work.
Mr. Burn; nonsense, you three get to have the day off.
Homer; whoo hoo.
Lenny; it okay, I still wanna work.
Homer; huh.
Carl; yhea, me too.
Homer; what the...
Mr Burn; well, do you want to work?
Homer; uh, gotta go.
Homer ran quickly, away from Mr. Burn, then he went into Moe Tavern.
Homer; hey Moe, give me a beer.
Moe; excuse me.
Homer; i said i want a beer.
Moe; we don't sell beer, we sell, water, milk, fruit, and vegetables.
Homer; you sell these crap.
Moe; hey, if you don't like it, then leave.
Homer; fine.
Homer went outside.
Homer; stupid Moe, won't sell me a beer, because of nothing.
Mindy; oh Homie.
Homer; huh.
Mindy; come home my love.
Homer; Mindy, wait, I marry you.
Mindy; it okay Homie, you can go back to work tomorrow.
Homer; wait, i marry you, hey this is a dream, then that must mean, [gasp screaming]
Homer woke up from his nightmare.
Homer; where am i?
Marge; Homer, are you okay?
Homer; Marge you didn't leave me.
Marge; ohhh.
Homer and Marge hugged.
Homer; kids, you okay?
Bart; sure thing badass.
Homer; why you little...
Homer choking Bart.
Lisa; dad, are you okay?
Homer; sure Lisa, and don't you ever get exspelled.
Lisa; why would I be exspelled?
Homer; long story.
Marge came in the room and the whole family gave Homer a hug.
The End