Disclaimer: Don't own em. I never will. Wish I did. But I don't.
A/N: Well, I have been mulling over the thought of whether I would do this for a while now and I decided to just go with it. Sorry if you hate it.
Leave me a review.
OF PIXIE STIX
One day, some crazy friends got together. Lets' see......uhhh....we'll say they were at the mall. This group of
friends consisted of Laura Dunfield, Erin McGuire, Helen Yoo, Carli Pedersen, Chantal Johnson and Andrea Ward.
Each of these girls were fans of one or more of the characters from 'The Fellowship of the Rings' except for
Carli who was a tad mixed up about the situation. She seemed to like everybody.
They liked them for these reasons: Laura liked Legolas because she thought he was very simply, very muchly hot. She
also liked Pippin because he was such a moron and he had a cool accent. She also liked Frodo. Why? she just did.
Probably because of The Eyes.
Erin liked Gimli. *Erin: siigggghhh* Gross, you say? Most likely. But we all know Erin is a little strange. Or you
do now. She liked Gimli because of his beard and his ax. She also liked Boromir. Because he had a horn. No, not
that kind of horn, although I'm sure Erin thinks he must have quite a nice one.
Helen liked Strider. She won't allow me to call him Aragorn so he shall forever be Strider in this story. Anyways,
I do believe she liked him because he is rugged and manly. She must also like Merry, Pippin, Frodo and Sam. Why?
She told me it is because she wants to stick them all in jars.
Carli, as I have said, is a bit undecided. She liked everyone. Er...well maybe not Gimli or Gandalf or anyone like
that, but poor Carli wasn't fast enough to call dibs on the characters she liked. We'll say she really liked...er...
uh...Frodo. Okees? (Hey Carli, I'll change this if you really don't like Frodo)
Chantal had the major hots for Frodo. She was all glassy-eyed over him and couldn't get enough pictures of him. She
was too overly obbsessive over him to probably even notice the others.
Andrea liked copying Laura so she liked Legolas and Pippin too. For the same reasons as Laura. Laura got mad at that
sometimes. Such as now.
Anyways, our story starts in the Gap in Chinook mall, Calgary. These girls were not cowgirls. Most people in
Calgary aren't. Only the stupid ones are.
They were having fun running around looking at everything, this Gap being the second biggest Gap in Canada....I
think..nevertheless, Andrea was running around picking out everything on the racks, Chantal was finding all the
cute pink things she could find, Helen was trying on shirts in the dressing rooms, Carli was laughing at Erin's
stupid jokes and Laura was checking out the hats and belts since her inventory of those seems to be very low.
Soon, Chantal had wandered over to the men's section and was commenting on how "This would look so good on Elijah!".
Carli rolled her eyes and went over to look at the pyjamas. Erin followed Chantal around, laughing at her while
Andrea had finally cleaned the store of every item in the store and was trying them on. Helen was calmly purchasing
a few shirts while Laura had wandered into the lingerie section and was searching for the male mannequins wearing
just underwear and had nice stomachs. She found them and whipped a plastic baggy out of her bag. She reached in and
produced several pictures of Orlando Bloom or Legolas' heads. She took out some tape and plastered the pictures to
the faces of the mannequins.
Andrea was finally finished so she wandered over to Laura and began to drool over the mannequins with Laura. Chantal
was still wandering around commenting on how everything would look on Elijah, and Erin's laughter could be heard
from halfway across the mall. Helen was trying to shut Erin up and Carli had wandered out of the store and was
reading LOTR again on one of the smooshy chairs outside the store.
Sadly, one by one, they all got kicked out of the store. Andrea and Laura for beginning to spoil the mannequins and
their underwear. They scarpered off but not without grabbing the undies and the Orli head shots. Erin was kicked out
because she was disturbing the peace. Chantal was thrown out with her for no reason. Helen was thrown out for trying
to grab all the glass jars that were part of the display in the window. Tragic, really.
after much grumbling and rubbing of sore bottoms, they trudged off.
"Aww! This sucks! I didn't get to buy that cute shirt I wanted! I guess we'll have to go all the way to the Gap of
Rohan so I get get it." Andrea complained.
Erin and Laura looked at each other. "Baahaha! There is no Gap in Rohan!!! Hahaahahaha!! FALSE ADVERTISING!!!" They
screamed in unison.
By now, they group was getting some weird looks so they skulked off to London Drugs to have fun with dropping pencils
and trying on a bunch of make-up.
They got there, did all they came to do, and went to pay for some pencils they had wanted. On their way to the clerk
counter, Carli's foot knocked into something. They looked down. It was a bag of pixie stix.
"Ohhh!! I LOVE pixie stix!" cried Erin.
"Me too! Let's get them" said Helen.
So they walked to the counter and paid for the pencils and the pixie stix.
They then decided they were bored of the mall and that they were going to go home.
"Vont la maison!" Laura cried, getting weird looks from everyone except Erin who burst out laughing.
They went home to Andrea's house and went into her room. They got some food and walked out towards the forest up on
the hill. They need to survive in Middle Earth for they were sure they would be summoned there one day and they had
to be prepared.
"I'm tired!!!" whined Chantal after about an hour in the woods.
"Yeah, lets stop and eat." agreed Erin
"All right,"said Laura as she pulled out the food bag.
They ate some fruit and then, to Erins' delight, some cake.
"J'aime la gateau!!" the crazy Gimli lover said.
Laura rolled her eyes, exasperated at Erin once more.
After they finished, Helen grabbed the pixie stix out of her bag and gave one to each person and Andrea too.
They all licked their lips and cut open the tops of them. They each tilted their heads back and let the yummy sugar
powder fall into their mouths.
All of a sudden, there was a big flash of white light and they posse disappeared.
When they pulled themselves to their feet, they were still surrounded by trees. But they weren't normal trees. They
were golden yellow.
"Where are we?" Carli asked, bewildered
Laura smiled. "Why Middle Earth, of course!"
"I like cheese!" said Helen
A/N: Okay, there it is. I know, I know, it's a bit of a Mary-Sue. Please don't kill me. Too much.
A/N: Well, I have been mulling over the thought of whether I would do this for a while now and I decided to just go with it. Sorry if you hate it.
Leave me a review.
OF PIXIE STIX
One day, some crazy friends got together. Lets' see......uhhh....we'll say they were at the mall. This group of
friends consisted of Laura Dunfield, Erin McGuire, Helen Yoo, Carli Pedersen, Chantal Johnson and Andrea Ward.
Each of these girls were fans of one or more of the characters from 'The Fellowship of the Rings' except for
Carli who was a tad mixed up about the situation. She seemed to like everybody.
They liked them for these reasons: Laura liked Legolas because she thought he was very simply, very muchly hot. She
also liked Pippin because he was such a moron and he had a cool accent. She also liked Frodo. Why? she just did.
Probably because of The Eyes.
Erin liked Gimli. *Erin: siigggghhh* Gross, you say? Most likely. But we all know Erin is a little strange. Or you
do now. She liked Gimli because of his beard and his ax. She also liked Boromir. Because he had a horn. No, not
that kind of horn, although I'm sure Erin thinks he must have quite a nice one.
Helen liked Strider. She won't allow me to call him Aragorn so he shall forever be Strider in this story. Anyways,
I do believe she liked him because he is rugged and manly. She must also like Merry, Pippin, Frodo and Sam. Why?
She told me it is because she wants to stick them all in jars.
Carli, as I have said, is a bit undecided. She liked everyone. Er...well maybe not Gimli or Gandalf or anyone like
that, but poor Carli wasn't fast enough to call dibs on the characters she liked. We'll say she really liked...er...
uh...Frodo. Okees? (Hey Carli, I'll change this if you really don't like Frodo)
Chantal had the major hots for Frodo. She was all glassy-eyed over him and couldn't get enough pictures of him. She
was too overly obbsessive over him to probably even notice the others.
Andrea liked copying Laura so she liked Legolas and Pippin too. For the same reasons as Laura. Laura got mad at that
sometimes. Such as now.
Anyways, our story starts in the Gap in Chinook mall, Calgary. These girls were not cowgirls. Most people in
Calgary aren't. Only the stupid ones are.
They were having fun running around looking at everything, this Gap being the second biggest Gap in Canada....I
think..nevertheless, Andrea was running around picking out everything on the racks, Chantal was finding all the
cute pink things she could find, Helen was trying on shirts in the dressing rooms, Carli was laughing at Erin's
stupid jokes and Laura was checking out the hats and belts since her inventory of those seems to be very low.
Soon, Chantal had wandered over to the men's section and was commenting on how "This would look so good on Elijah!".
Carli rolled her eyes and went over to look at the pyjamas. Erin followed Chantal around, laughing at her while
Andrea had finally cleaned the store of every item in the store and was trying them on. Helen was calmly purchasing
a few shirts while Laura had wandered into the lingerie section and was searching for the male mannequins wearing
just underwear and had nice stomachs. She found them and whipped a plastic baggy out of her bag. She reached in and
produced several pictures of Orlando Bloom or Legolas' heads. She took out some tape and plastered the pictures to
the faces of the mannequins.
Andrea was finally finished so she wandered over to Laura and began to drool over the mannequins with Laura. Chantal
was still wandering around commenting on how everything would look on Elijah, and Erin's laughter could be heard
from halfway across the mall. Helen was trying to shut Erin up and Carli had wandered out of the store and was
reading LOTR again on one of the smooshy chairs outside the store.
Sadly, one by one, they all got kicked out of the store. Andrea and Laura for beginning to spoil the mannequins and
their underwear. They scarpered off but not without grabbing the undies and the Orli head shots. Erin was kicked out
because she was disturbing the peace. Chantal was thrown out with her for no reason. Helen was thrown out for trying
to grab all the glass jars that were part of the display in the window. Tragic, really.
after much grumbling and rubbing of sore bottoms, they trudged off.
"Aww! This sucks! I didn't get to buy that cute shirt I wanted! I guess we'll have to go all the way to the Gap of
Rohan so I get get it." Andrea complained.
Erin and Laura looked at each other. "Baahaha! There is no Gap in Rohan!!! Hahaahahaha!! FALSE ADVERTISING!!!" They
screamed in unison.
By now, they group was getting some weird looks so they skulked off to London Drugs to have fun with dropping pencils
and trying on a bunch of make-up.
They got there, did all they came to do, and went to pay for some pencils they had wanted. On their way to the clerk
counter, Carli's foot knocked into something. They looked down. It was a bag of pixie stix.
"Ohhh!! I LOVE pixie stix!" cried Erin.
"Me too! Let's get them" said Helen.
So they walked to the counter and paid for the pencils and the pixie stix.
They then decided they were bored of the mall and that they were going to go home.
"Vont la maison!" Laura cried, getting weird looks from everyone except Erin who burst out laughing.
They went home to Andrea's house and went into her room. They got some food and walked out towards the forest up on
the hill. They need to survive in Middle Earth for they were sure they would be summoned there one day and they had
to be prepared.
"I'm tired!!!" whined Chantal after about an hour in the woods.
"Yeah, lets stop and eat." agreed Erin
"All right,"said Laura as she pulled out the food bag.
They ate some fruit and then, to Erins' delight, some cake.
"J'aime la gateau!!" the crazy Gimli lover said.
Laura rolled her eyes, exasperated at Erin once more.
After they finished, Helen grabbed the pixie stix out of her bag and gave one to each person and Andrea too.
They all licked their lips and cut open the tops of them. They each tilted their heads back and let the yummy sugar
powder fall into their mouths.
All of a sudden, there was a big flash of white light and they posse disappeared.
When they pulled themselves to their feet, they were still surrounded by trees. But they weren't normal trees. They
were golden yellow.
"Where are we?" Carli asked, bewildered
Laura smiled. "Why Middle Earth, of course!"
"I like cheese!" said Helen
A/N: Okay, there it is. I know, I know, it's a bit of a Mary-Sue. Please don't kill me. Too much.