Me: I'm starting a new story once again… I can update this really soon too, since I have no internet at Bitch's house.

DP: You…bitch…

Me: Dude, wrong story…

DP: Oh… *leaves*

Me: dumbass… oh wait that's my nickname for Link… huh… Pit's name was dodo bird…HIS NAME IS PENGUIN NOW! CUZ HE WEARS MOSTLY BLACK! HEY, DARK PIT!

DP: WHAT! *shouts from far away*

Me: YOU'RE NEW NICK NAME IS PENGUIN!

DP: NO! Dx

I woke up, literally, in a dungeon. It looked abandoned, how the hell did I get here? I sat up with difficulty and tried to stand up. "Ugh…" I whispered. That's when I noticed how cold it was. I wrapped my arms around my midsection and shivered. "Dammit…" I whispered again. "Hello, darling. Are you comfortable?" A voice said. I looked up to see a…blue skinned man with a long white beard and wearing a blue robe with a gold crown with jewels. "Who the hell are you?" I asked. "Wow, no need to get so snippy…" He says in a nerdy kinda voice. "Why am I in a dungeon?" I asked. "Because…I wanna marry you! You seem like a nice princess!" He said putting his hands behind his back and rocking side to side like a little kid. I looked at him with a poker face, "Uh… I don't even know who you are…" I said. "I'm the Ice King, king of ice-"

"You don't say…"

"-and your fiancée!" He said happily.

"Okay, first of all, I'm not a princess!" I snapped.

"Sure you are! No woman can dress that pretty and not be a princess!" He said happily.

He grabbed a mirror off his cheetah print bed and showed it in front of me. I had light brown hair with dark highlights in them, green eyes and pale skin. I looked away from the mirror and looked down to my outfit, it was merely a torn up blue cami with short shorts. "Uh… well I assure you I am not a princess!" I said. "Oh we shall see…" He said opening the cage and pulling me out, wrapping his arms around my waist and hugging me tightly. "DUDE! I'M LIKE, 14!" I shouted pushing away from him. "Oh… OH." HE said surprised.

"Yeah so-"

"ICE KING!" I heard a voice say. An orange glob jumped through the window and knocked over the ice king. It stilled and looked at me, oh, okay, an orange dog! "You okay?" …and it talks. "Ya sure…" I replied. "Ice king! Your kidnapping teenagers now?!" Another voice screamed. I looked to the voice, and saw a teenager who looked around my age, wearing a light blue shirt with dark blue jean shorts and black sneakers. He had on a white bear hat that was really loose and showed his loose blonde hair falling out, it seemed to be shaggy and ear –neck length.

He had blue eyes that looked full of energy and at the moment anger. (I'm gonna make him sexy!) "Whoa guys…" Ice King shouted. "Finn! Punch him in the crotch!" The dog said. "Okay! The dog talks…" I whispered to myself again. The dog stretched his arm around the Ice King and tripped him, that's also normal, stretching dogs… Finn punched Ice King in the face, but then stopped and stood up. "Now, Simon, stop kidnapping teenage girls…" Finn warned. "B-But Finn! She looked so much like your species and she's so pretty…" IK rambled. "…wait, did you just say one of my species…" Finn asked, looking at me in thought. I backed up, and went to jump out the window to get away from these crazy people. But the dog wrapped its ear around my waist and pulled me back. "No! No! No, don't touch me!" I snapped, punching at the ear. "Jake, I seriously think you should let her go, and give her back to me!" IK suggested.

Both Finn and Jake glared at him, and I laughed slightly. I gasped as I was lifted and set down outside the ice cave, Finn and Jake following close after. I brushed off my clothes and looked over, but fell in surprise as I saw Finn's face infront of mine. "Woah! Bro, that's not cool, dude…" I said standing back up. He just kept staring at me, "what?" I asked. Jake went to normal size and stood up, "it's just that he hasn't seen another human in his life." He answered for Finn. "…I'm a human?" I asked. "Apparently so, you look just like his bodily form." He replied. "…except I'm a girl." I pointed out. "What's your name?" They both asked in union. I paused for a second, "…I…I don't know…!" I mumbled. "Hm… how bout…Cresella?" Jake suggested. "No." I stated with no emotion. "Rachel!" Finn suggested.

"No."

"Ariel!"

"Hell no!"

I thought for a minute, "…Dominique…seems right." I said. (Little easter egg here, the name Dominique is taken by a bitch at my school, but I couldn't think of another name that would go great with her personality! Not saying she's a bitch or anything…)

"How bout Domi for a nickname?" Finn suggested. "Sure, why not?" I shrugged. (Jesus I can't find Chapter one for Fallen Angel! It's not in my Documents! WTF! Dx) Finn started to laugh, "Oh my Glob, Domi! I'm gonna show you so much-you have so much to see-"

"Whoa… dude, what makes you think I wanna look around?" I asked. He frowned, "because you look like you don't remember anything… and I wanna show you what this planet's like! The candy kingdom, Marceline, Lady!" I couldn't help but smile slightly at his stupidity. "See? See! I got her to smile! She wants to go!" Finn laughed. I sighed and closed my eyes, then smiled and reopened them. "Alright…let's go..." I gave in. He laughed and jumped on top of his dog, which grew and went to grab me, but I jumped back and stared at him. "I still don't trust you… I don't even know how old you are… or other information that is relative to importance…" I rambled, using random big words. Finn had a poker face, "…what?" He asked confused. Huh, guess he doesn't know much for big words. "Heh, nevermind…" I said and allowed Jake to pick me up and put me on his scruff with Finn. "Let's go see PB first, she's really nice…" He said to Jake.

I could see on the back of his neck, I saw some marks that looked like hand prints. I tapped his shoulder and he turned to look at me, "something wrong?" He asked. "Um… How'd you get-"

I was interrupted with a voice. I looked down quickly, (we were riding on him, while he was enlarged, and walking over fields of grass with only 2 steps a field…) I saw a weird stick figure type of chick.

"Lollypop girl! Is she okay?!" Finn exclaimed. I noticed she was green and wearing stripes and had a big head. No wonder she was called that. "Hi, Finn!" she simply stated. I sighed in annoyance; these people must get false alarms all the time…

But Finn looked like he was happy, "Hi, Lollypop girl!" He said back, smiling. I shook my head smiling, how old is this kid? 12? He sure acts like it!

As soon as Jake arrived at a weird pink kingdom with bubbles floating around it, I jumped off that dog and landed on my feet like a cat. Finn did the same, but he winced at something. He ran into the kingdom, and I walked really slow, looking at the citizens. I almost stepped on a pink gumdrop chick, I apologized and kept looking.

After I finally went into the castle, a large peppermint came up to me, dressed in a little tuxedo. "You…are a peppermint." I stated with a poker face, my main facial expression so far. "Yes, my lady! I am Peppermint Butler!" He said. I could tell he had dark secrets, and I leaned my head back and squinted at him. "I like you. You may live through the night." I said.

He laughed and walked away, I looked up to see a woman wearing all pink. I scowled slightly, good thing she didn't notice. I hate pink. Her skin was pink, her eyes were pink, hair was pink! Oh my…

"Hello, there, Domi! I'm Princess Bubblegum, I hope you've enjoyed my kingdom so far." She stated with a smile. "Oh, and I hear from Finn that you might be human… do you have any clue where you came from?" she asked. I shook my head.

"Ah I see, only one way to find out! Dominique, come with me please…" she asked walking towards a door in the throne room. I died inside as I saw tubes, acids, needles...

We might have a problem.

"Sit here please." She gestured to a medical bed. I sat down, suddenly wishing Jake or Finn would be in here with me. She was shuffling stuff on her desk, "Okay, Domi, I'm gonna need a blood sample from you and Finn, see if you're compatible." She turned around with a syringe. I gasped, screamed, and ran outta the room. "NO! NO! NO! NO! I DO NOT APPROVE! PEDOBEAR DOES NOT APPROVE EITHER!" I screamed, not sure where I got the name Pedobear from. I ran outside the palace, and out the kingdom gates. I felt pressure on my back, I fell, being caught by orange fur, clearly Jake. "NO! Fuck off! I don't do needles! No!" I screamed. I felt a smack on the back of my head, and it was hard enough that I passed out.