ok I guess this is rated "G" I mean what else do you rate a song??? oh well if you haven't
seen velvet goldmine, it doesn't really matter cuz I kept it pretty general. PLEASE
REVIEW!!! flames are ALWAYS welcome!!! I think its stupid too.....so here we go....

The Velvet Goldmine Song
Tune of American Pie

A long long time ago I can still remember
How that movie made it worth my wilde(-that's a pun)
And I wonder if I had the chance to ever touch those shiny pants
Well maybe I'd be happy for a while.

But Velvet Goldmine made me shiver
With every kiss that he'd deliver
No happiness or joy-
He'd never be mine, cuz I'm not a boy.

And I don't remember if I cried
when I saw his lone, abandoned bride.
But something touched me deep inside
The day Brian kissed that guy...

So bye bye to your innocent side
I loved you when you're bi,
But now you just want a guy.
Arthur left his home cuz he was "playin alone"
he said- "Dad you always made me cry-
By the way mom I've become a gay guy"
bum bum bum

And did you see how Brian looked at him?
I'll never have a shot at either of them.
But that's not how it used to be....
When Kurt Wilde danced for a group of queens
In a pair of tight and shiny jeans
And a sigh that came from you and me
Ooooooooooooohhhhh.....

ok well I'm bored of this, maybe I'll finish it later. I dunno review and tell me what you
think.