"being really really rich is the worst" thought felix he was at this boring as balls rich people party that his parents had dragged him to and it s*cked it was just a bunch of people talking about like business and shit he would just like nod his head and smile like "haha yeah business" also his parents were pressuring him into getting married for $$$ and not love yeah thats an important plot point and ughh yah was really bored inside btu nobody could tell be he looks like he's always happy liek 80 percent fo the time afterall he didnt want to hurt anyones feelings

"i need some air :/" he thought :/ face and all so he awkwardly inched against the wall slowly to the balcony thing but was stopped

"why hello there felix are you enjoying yourself?

oh shit it was gene (again) except felix didnt think "shit" instead he was thinking "gosh darn it ! or something but anyway this guy had been hitting on him all night ugh as if

"oh uhh yes! its a really lovely party i just needed some air i'm not feeling so well-"

"OH YM GOSH SHOULD I COME WITH YOu?" gene said he seemed like super concerend

"no no it's nothing really!" felix made that anime sweat face like this ^_^;;! but was makign the excalibur face from soul eater inside

"are you sure?" gene said as he put his hands on felix's dainty little fancy white gloved hands and looked him in the eye "because i'd do anything for u"

"yes i'm sure! now excuse me" felix shimmied away "PHEW!" he said as he looked out into the street

it was p empty except there was one dude dumping trash outside. nows the part fo the fanfic where i explain the characters entire outfit and appearance he was a big man with dark orangey brown hair like he had one of those paper boy hats and he looked like somethign out of newsies or something he had brown pants and a red button up shirt with patches on it and suspenders but one of his suspenders and he has like huuuuuuuuge arms this dude was like huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge like 10/10 bara

felix found himself staring at the big dude dump out trash wow he sure was rugged and handsome and then he even fed this little homeless neko? wth*ck he's sensitive too!? felix felt his heart go doki doki but the disney love at first sight scene was interrupted by a loud voice

"UGH RALPH STOP PETTING THAT FUCKING NEKO AND GET BACK TO CLEANING SHIT O R W/E"

the bara sIGHED "im comin im comin" and went back inside the mansion place to clean up shit or w/e

felix had to see him again tho! this was like a major crush! i mean what a hunk!

so later on he eventually sneaks outside the place when ralphs dumping more shit out what the fuck ever felix didn't know how to approach him omg he was so cute but he was a naturally friendly and outgoing person so whatever he walked right up to him and was like

"hello!"

and ralph turned around "oh uh hey? shouldnt you be inside with the other people at the party? are you lost should i like help you or soemthing?"

"oh no i was just.. i was bored oh no thats rude… but i… i just needed some hair so i went outside yeah how are you?" felix asked making that rly anime ^_^ face

"uh… i'm okay?" the bara replied getting kinda flustered back bc omg felix is really fricking cute? "i uh actually have some uh more work to do because i'm like a kitchen boy or whatever… but i guess we could talk for a little i guess" he scratched the back of his head like a true anime and yeah they fell in love but it was forbidden and had secret sexy times im stopping now