Bad Haiku Theater
By Elektra
Disclaimer: I write for fun, not profit and Lost is owned by ABC,
Disney and Bad Robot, not me.
Rating: K+
A/N: I decided to watch the finale again and was inspired to write really bad haiku poetry.
Michael on Walt
My son, so special
I watch as he is taken —
away by others.
Sun to Claire
He will come back Claire
Charlie will bring Aaron back
Because he said so
Jack vs. Locke
Locke, a man of faith
Jack is a man of science
who is right after all?
Hurley on numbers
Those numbers are bad
I see them there, on the hatch!
Dude, they bring bad luck!
Artz on Dynamite
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT!
DYNAMITE is DANGEROUS!
Handle with care, BOOM!
On Contemplating the Black Rock
It's a pirate ship!
No way! It isn't a rock?
Huh. Who would have thought?
The Others vs. Walt
Sea billies want Walt
What is that music I hear?
Dueling Banjos?
Sawyer vs. The Others
EEEK! They shot SAWYER!
Fan girls, (and some boys) will weep
Those... dirty... BASTARDS
Sawyer and Jack
Sawyer tells Jack about dad
Jack cries, Sawyer is shirtless
Slash fics, sure to come...
Ana Lucia in the Tail Section
My seat's in the back
Way back ... in the tail section
Can I get that drink?
Vincent on Walt
WOOF! Come back Walt! WOOF!
Walt! Slow down! Can't keep up! WOOF!
Oh, never mind... woof...