Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate and I do not own the Einstein Factor. Unfortunately.

Game 1: Round 1

Munchkin: Hello and welcome to the Stargate Factor. I am your host, The Munchkin. For those who don't know, contestants on this game must answer a series of questions, and have the most points at the end of the game to advance to the next round. There are three contestants per round and tonight, our contestants are from the secret government agency, the SGC, short for Stargate Command, or have met the members of SG1 at least once. But first, let's meet the Brains Trust. Introducing: Major General George Hammond, Supreme Commander Thor of the Asgard Fleet, and the beautiful, Major Samantha Carter.

(All three smile and wave. A man from the audience runs up and gives Sam a rose. Sam blushes while the man returns to his seat.)

Munchkin: General Hammond, you are in charge of the SGC. You must have met some pretty interesting people. Who is your favourite alien?

George: Definitely Thor. Or any of the Asgard. Although I do like the Nox.

Munchkin: (smiling) I like the Asgard and the Nox too. Ok, thank you General. Thor, as Supreme Commander of the Asgard fleet, your special subject is spaceships and war strategies. I know that you do "sanctioned" experiments on humans, what's your favourite part of our culture?

Thor: I have studied your race and the one thing that has intrigued me is a religion called the "Jedi". I am curious to learn more about these people.

Munchkin: I'm sure that Teal'c will fill you in. Our last member of the brains trust is Major Samantha Carter, whose special area is astrophysics. Boy, are you smart.

Sam: (smiles) thank you.

Munchkin: OK, that's our brains trust. Tonight, our first contestant is: "Jack O'Neill"

(Jack enters to a round of applause. A few women faint when they see him)

Jack: Hello campers. How is everyone?

(The audience goes wild; everyone tries to shout above everyone else until the Munchkin raises her hand)

Munchkin: Hello Jack. How are you?

Jack: I'm good thanks.

Munchkin: That's great. Jack, you are our first contestant. Welcome to the show.

Jack: Thanks. (Gets up from his seat and gives The Munchkin a hug.)

Munchkin: (blushes) Thanks Jack

Jack: (sits down) you're welcome.

Munchkin: OK, Jack. Your special area is the Ancients, so….. Let's get this show on the road. Jack, question 1. What is the name given to the race who built the Stargate system?

Jack: The Ancients.

Munchkin: Correct. OK. Whose knowledge was downloaded into your brain?

Jack: Um…The Ancients.

Munchkin: Okie Dokie. Who are the only people who could really have whipped Goa'uld butt?

Jack: The Ancients.

(Questions go on for awhile and the answers are all "The Ancients" or "The Stargate". After the 15th question…)

Munchkin: OK Jack, you are on 1500 points, well done. Now for the bonus question. You either answer this or you can throw it to the Brains Trust. Ok Jack?

Jack: Ok. Sounds cool.

Munchkin: (smiles) sure does. Here we go. Were the Ancients really, really smart?

Jack: I think I might throw it to the Brains Trust.

Munchkin: Ok. Brains Trust?

Sam: I'm going false.

Hammond and Thor: What? (Both look shocked)

Munchkin: That's correct!

Sam: (smiles)

Hammond and Thor: (look at The Munchkin in shock, mouths open, eyes wide)

Munchkin: (sighs) the Ancients were not really, really smart. They were incredibly superior then that. They were in fact, really, really intelligent.

Hammond and Thor: (look relieved)

Munchkin: what did you think? They were stupid? Jack, you are now on 1700 points. (Waits for audience to quit down) OK, next victim, I mean, contestant. Our next contestant needs no introduction. But, lets give him one any way. Here's Jonas Quinn.

(The audience gives a round of applause an there are a few wolf whistles as Jonas walks to his seat)

Jonas: (blushing) Hi everyone. (Waves and flashes his cute smile at the Munchkin)

Munchkin: (blushes again and mutters something similar to "damn, why are these guys so cute?" under her breath) Hey there Jonas. You're special subject tonight is: Naquadria. Ok, let's go.

(The questions for Jonas are similar to the ones for Jack, with every answer being either Naquadria or Naquada)

Munchkin: Okie Dokie. Jonas, you are on 1400 points. Time for your bonus question. What is the Stargate made of?

Jonas: Seeing as the three people on the Brains Trust will know the answer, I'll hand it over to them

Munchkin: OK. Brains Trust? What is the Stargate made of?

Random Member of the Audience: (yells out) plastic!

Jack: Moron. Even I know the answer.

Munchkin: (giggling. Looks at Jack and puts a finger to her lips, indicating that he needs to be quite)

Jack: (gives Munchkin a wink)

Thor: (says seriously) the Stargate is made of Naquada.

(Audience claps and cheers)

Munchkin: Ok Jonas, you're on 1600 points. Our third and final contestant is: Osiris.

Osiris: (walks onto stage, eyes glowing) stupid humans.

(The audience hisses at her)

Munchkin: (silences the audience with a Look) hello Osiris.

Osiris: (glares at Munchkin) stupid human child.

Munchkin: (angry now) I'm 18 and legally an adult, and I'm also the host of this show, so you just sit down and shut up.

Osiris: (still glaring at Munchkin) Hmpf.

Munchkin: (still cross with Osiris, glares some more.)

Jack and Jonas: (look at each other. Jack catches Munchkin's eye and they both smile)

Munchkin: (smiles at the guys) Ok. Time for the third contestant. Osiris, you're special area is: The Goa'uld.

(Osiris' questions are much like Jack and Jonas', except she gets some of them wrong.)

Munchkin: (grins evilly) Osiris, you are on 900 points. Round 2 will be on after this special advertisement.

To Be Continued….

Yay, it's finally done. Thought I'd put this up today because there's a special Einstein Factor on tonight. It's one with Star Wars characters.

So, do you like it? Please review. I would like 3 reviews before I write another chapter.