I saw some know your stars fanfics so I decided to used Deadpool. I don't own this nor Deadpool.

We see a Deadpool in a actor's chair in some studio and he doesn't know what's going on.

"Know your stars! Know your stars! Know your stars!" said the announcer.

"Is this a guessing game where I have to guess a celebrity dead or alive?" Deadpool asked.

"Deadpool and Maddie Hatter from Ever After High had a one night stand." said the announcer.

Deadpool's eyes widened when he heard that. "What?! I would never do her because she splashed hot tea on my face!" said Deadpool. "That was because I made a comment that her real father is getting a beaten from Batman."

"You're the father right?" The announcer asked.

"No because I didn't bang her!" Deadpool shouted.

"Deadpool loves Indian food." said the announcer.

"Ok that's incorrect asshole! It's Mexican food like tacos and chimichangas. That and some hot girls with big boobs, but that's a different story." said Deadpool.

"You love butter chicken." said the announcer.

"Ok who told you this Bizarro Deadpool? Wait that would of made a good story, but back to the topic at hand. You don't know sqat about me the merc with the mouth!"

"I have all of your information right here." said the announcer.

"Ok read one that's true." said Deadpool rubbing his chin.

"Deadpool's gay." said the announcer.

"That's what the writers said 3 years ago. But I go both ways." said Deadpool.

"It is? Well Deadpool banged Meg Griffin from Family guy." said the announcer.

"What the hell? I wouldn't bang Meg Griffin in the dark, when pigs fly or when SpongeBob Squarepants gets his driver's license! This interview is over give me my money!" Deadpool shouted.

"You're not getting paid for this." The announcer replied.

"Well then I won't be seeing you in hell and them who sent ya!" said Deadpool taking out his gun and shoots around the studio until something hits the camera and blood bleeds on the lens.

"And cut!" Deadpool replied.

That was fun. Maybe I should do a know your stars series for fandoms. Anyway Deadpool is bisexual, don't believe me look it up. Please review and stay frosty.