Hello! Raindrops here and this will be my first story! I've decided to start writing stories more or less related to humor…
With enough said, I present to you: Jun's Bad Days
On a bright sunny day on Reach, Jun was happily walking around with his beloved sniper rifle.
He asked Kat out for a date and really thought Kat would come… of course, we all know that Kat is totally badass and loves to prank people.
Well, Jun sat on a rock, waiting for Kat to appear. He spotted a bright blue armor clad figure walking towards him.
Kat, or what appears to be her, approached and asked if Jun wanted a kiss in a relatively deep voice.
Jun nodded a yes and "Kat" told him to remove her helmet but to keep his eyes closed. Jun complied and when he removed his helmet, "Kat" spoke to Jun with an american accent and a deep voice.
Jun, upon feeling that something was wrong and opened his eyes. What he saw was more terrifying than an army of elites, a wave of flood and maybe an entire army of crazy faggot humping brutes.
Upon seeing Carter, wearing a blond wig and had makeup on every inch of his face, Jun fainted and had to spend half a year in the infirmary with nightmares… over and over again.
On top of a tree above them, we could find three Spartans, all in hysterics, the one with a skull was laughing like hell, the one with orange bulky armor almost fell down the tree and one in another suspiciously blue armor with a silver visor held a video camera…
Ooookay… theres my first story and my first chapter! Send reviews and comments please! I WANNA IMPROVE! And if anyone can guess what Kat is gonna do, imam gif u a online cookie!