"That's an orangutan," Grissom stated. "A bright pink, plastic orangutan." He picked up the lawn ornament, a bemused expression on his face.
"Yes, Grissom, it's an orangutan." Catherine sighed. This had the potential to be the weirdest scene they had worked in a long time. A body was found with its butt cut off, and a message written on the mirror in cotton candy. "I got tired off kissing butt."
Apparently, the victim was the owner of a carnival. Fancy that.
Even though the body was found in the kitchen, they needed to check the bathroom. One by one, the CSI's excused themselves to work other rooms. Finally, it was just Sara and Catherine. Catherine sighed. "You'd think they would be more mature. It's just a bathroom. Greg walked in, took one look at the toilet, and fled, muttering something about cough drops. Sara shook her head as she dusted the toilet seat.
A/N:
This is in response to a challenge by Mossley. First and last lines provided, 1000 word limit.