I hope you all enjoy this short and funny fic.
Disclaimer I do not own Roruni Kenshin or any of its characters.
It was a warm sunny day as Hiko woke up. He looked around for what he craved every morning …. A GREAT BIG BOTTLE OF SAKE! He looked around his house for his sake or in his mind breakfast. He looked on the counter and found none. He looked in the cabinet and he still didn't find any. " IM OUT OF SAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ! this means I have to go to Kyoto darn. The ultimate swordsman then grabbed his sword and headed to Kyoto. It didn't take long for him to walk the half mile to Kyoto. When he got there he was extremely disappointed for last night was a festival and all the shops wear sold out of good sake and he wouldn't drink cheap bad sake. Besides the only one he knew who would drink that crap was his bakadeshi kenshin. He went back to his mountain and sat as he thought of a way to get more sake. Then it hit him He did buy that knew ride last night while he was drunk hopefully it wasn't too bad. He then went into his garage and saw his ride and he instantly realized he made a good buy. He then went and bought his most desired sake. He then thought he would drive his new ride over and show off to his bakadeshi.
In Tokyo.
Master pulled up in his 2012 ford mustang with his large blasting stereo. Shaking his head while listing to the blasting music of disturbed, theory of a dead man, three days grace, and so forth. He pulls up to a red light and turns to his left and sees a very good looking girl in a nice car. He turns down the music and rolled down the window. "Hey pretty lady what's up?" "Um who are you again?" "Me haha Hmph Im the ultimate swordsman named hiko sojiro. I am so good my name quenches fear in the heart of the strongest men. Ha I'm so good my bakadeshi is the legendary batousie and he's almost at his very best almost able to just barely touch my level." "Really you both must be really good huh muscle man." "Ha YOUR DANG RIGHT WE ARE!" "MASTER OVER HEAR!" the master then looked to his right and rolled down his window to look at his student. After he did though he wished he didn't for what he saw was kenshin and his family pulled up in there preuse while listing to little river band. Masters and the girl's mouth dropped open as they saw this. "so this is your student?" "OH um this is just a cover up for no one believes he's the batousi. Haha I bet that once he gets home he's going to practice haha." "But master I can't do our style anymore because I'm too weak." The girl then rolled her head. "Right real strong um bye." The light then turned green and she drove off. "BYE MASTER!" kenshin and his family drove off. "GRRRR baka baka baka baka bakadeshi!" master then decided to go get more sake for he wouldn't have to go through this again. Then he just sat around and drank like normal.
The end.
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